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This is Miz's Item Review! =] Every day, I will review, rate, mock, praise, sing, dance, and include general assholery relating to some random item! And remember, I'm human, and therefore biased. Don't expect me to be ultra fair, these are, after all, my opinions. Enjoy!

So, today is March 10th, and our random item is the Bouncy Antennae, sproinginess at the most capital level.

Bouncy Antennae
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The Bouncy Antennae are... bouncy.

> Gender - Any
> Equip - Head
> Store - N/A
> Price - N/A
> Released - March 18th, 2003
> Marketplace - link [here]
> Information Page - link [here]
> Add to Wishlist - link [here]

User ImageThe Bouncy Antennae are ancient. Completely and totally. They turn seven years old in a week. Mad, isn't it? Nonetheless, I find them fun and whimsical so let's get to reviewing 'em. They are pretty interesting in the way that they work with an avie's weight and balance. They aren't necessarily big, but they stick out far with all of the item's weight carried far from the head - it creates an illusion that the head is wider because of the empty space between the sproingy balls and the head. However, we can play this - for whatever reason that I cannot figure out, if you keep the bottom of the avie small and don't try to compensate, they look completely fine. Such strangeness! Colorwise, they are really boring. Gray-white (if you even want to count the wires)and a lightish red.

This pair of headgear is one of the items found in the Pink and Blue Magical Giftboxes. You can see their respective prize lists [here] and [here]. Avie time!

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Total Value: 72,127 Gold
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Item List:
Red Lizardman
Satin Hairbow
Elegant White Knee-Length Trousers
White Cross Belts
Blade's White Belt
Clean White Tavern Wench's Blouse
Purple Spacey Body Suit Top
Dead Sexy Blood Bat Cravat
Red And Maroon Reversible Bracelets
Red Leather Mini SKirt
White Flippy Hat
Purple Spacey Body Suit Leggings
White Tennis Socks
Blood Red Nurse Shoes
Bouncy Antennae

I kinda sorta actually like this. Enjoy!

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