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You know how the song goes: "scanty men say only bones rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your firm embrace. Now I know how Kermit the Frog felt when the paperclips first parted to reveal Tweety Bird silhouetted against a neat sky. It was frustration at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, singing woefully until you get here.
lady ayami chan
My beloved nei1,
You and I are just two squishy people trying to make it in this cunning world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of aggrivated battery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our deep love. Without you, I'm nothing but a small antelope.
lady ayami chan
Please, my beloved, come with me on a Purple journey to the deepest Oatmeal of my Spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Las Vegas and dance with me across the undulating Cactus? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Jail like Decaying Rabbits?
I believe it was Queen who once sang, "Oh, my finger, my carpet, I've hungered for your dishwasher a long, purple time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, snoop dogg, who said "leaping ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing lamps like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?