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Dreams I am glad I don't have.... Lesson Two
Episode 2: The Storm

Let's begin from the really bad.... to insta-suicide

Well, everything was normal in my day. I woke-up at a moderate 11 am, then I went to work three hours from where I live. So I hop into my box... other wise known as a Scion xB... and I drive. Five minutes out of my house I get ran into by a tree-cutter, splitting my head in twine. Now normally I would, once I wake-up, sue that Canadian Lumberjack.... but sadly I died. Now most people would think my suffering would end there, but it doesn't. I was stuck in limbo until St. Peter thinks up a resonable lie about how I died to let me into heaven. In the mean time , while I was in limbo, I was able to see the interaction of man. Time may move incredibly fast when you are dead, but a million years still feels like one thousand, so it still sucked. The worst part I would say about the fact that I was able to watch man develop for the many years to come was how freaking boring you guys become after 30 years... which felt like a minute to me. No... I take that back... the worst part was when Man-Faye won the 2388 election and from then on he reigned, un-challegened for three-thousand years (the title was passed on from Man-Faye to the next through a series of test in which to prove the greatest Man-Faye). One would think after suffering through that much God would let you into heaven.... well you would be correct

Aren't you glad I didn't have this dream?

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commentCommented on: Wed Jun 21, 2006 @ 02:47am
God...I can't wait until 2388... rofl
Actually, I'm not glad you didn't have this dream.
'Cause it'd be awesome if you did. whee

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