So... I've been nagging at Ari to have sex in the new car. I keep telling her that it isn't properly christened. After 2 days of no sexual intercourse, she made sure that I couldn't say that any more.
We left my house early to take her home. I'm all driving and she is looking around the console. I ask her what she was doing, and she told me that she wanted to see if she had the room to lean over without hitting the shifter. Of course, she had enough room.
So she starts playing around down there and stuff. That was cool. Then it happened.
I'm all driving and she is in my lap... with her head. It was grand. I got a b*****b in my new car.
Best of all, I pulling up to a stop sign, another car is coming, and I'm all like, there. I tell her and she does that dane cook "mhm" thing.
I bet no one else has that good of a new car story.
 Finding Emo · Mon Jan 23, 2006 @ 05:18am · 3 Comments |
I'm not just some dirty pot head.