Kitty Mood: twisted Naughty as S.I.N., nyao!
((This entry's in character--a rarity for me, nyao!))
So, something new has happened since my last Cat-a-blog entry, nyao--I logged into the HyperNet (very clever, those Aekeans--I wish I could go back home, then rent a chocobo over to Bastok and show Cid some of the things I've seen here... He'd have kittens at the thought of a country more advanced than his! lol ), and I saw two messages in my H-mail. One from someone called Sentinel, the other from the Overseer, of all people! (I never knew clams could type, nyao! For that matter, how does he use a computer in my sushi tank? Kiti is confused, nyao... sweatdrop )
Anyway, they both want me to join. Apparently word of my talents as a Red Mage have spread around Gaia--not that I ever made it a secret, nyao; I enjoyed most of my adventures around Vana'Diel (except for that one incident in Fort Ghelsba, but I've been trying to forget that particular Firesday...)--and so the admittedly sexy Sentinel and my little aquarium clam (who, it seems, has taken over the body of poor Gino Gambino...) both want me to take sides in their little war, and apparently refuse to take "no" for an answer.
[three days later...]
So, I've been giving the whole Sentinel/Overseer thing a bit of thought since I first got those H-mail messages, and I've almost made a decision as to which side to join--or even if I should join either side at all. On the one paw, I could join the Overseer's side and do what I do best--fight evil and protect people who can't protect themselves. On the other paw, Sentinel is so very attractive, nyao... I know I shouldn't get so hot for her, especially after Aurellia (damn that succubus! I still ache for her touch, even after all these years...), but there's just something about attractive evil women that curls my tail, nyao! I guess Nanaa, Bopa, and Cha really twisted me around, didn't they?
...Anyway, I think I'll sleep on it, and decide tomorrow. Why does Gaia have a screwball seven-day week instead of a nice, normal eight-day one, nyao?
[the next day]
Is today Lightday or Darkday? Bast, I think it's Iceday, but these screwy short weeks screw me up royally, nyao! Have to get a proper calendar printed someday!
So, anyway, it's a new day, whatever day of the week it is on a proper calendar, and I've made my decision finally. I'm going to join the Sentinel's forces--just for once, I want to see what it feels like to be evil! I mean, Shantotto turned evil, and look at how much of Vana'Diel she managed to conquer! Nanaa Mihgo is a cat burglar with high rank in the Tenshodo, and I STILL can't believe how much gold she has in her kitty! I hope this Sentinel babe likes cats, nyao!
Aha! I've got it! I'll join up with S.I.N., do the "cute kitty" act I did with the Royal Guard back on Earth, get myself a nice, cushy job as Sentinel's 'loving pet'--and then, I'll do to her what I do best! {evil chuckle} twisted
Watch out, Gaia! There's a new evil kitty in town! >^_^<
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