Guests:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Mew
Torchic
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[Shadow and Sonic are playing a game on PS3 in the TV room.]
TV: OH YEAH? BISSHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT DIS! YOU GONE DOWN, SON!
Shadow: Haha, I win again.
Sonic: You don't have to brag...
Shadow: Are you kidding? Yeah I do, you suck at that game.
Sonic: ...Shut up... Hay, where's Charmy...?
Shadow: Charmy? Hell if I know.
Sonic: Shadow, he's like seven years old. You should probably keep a better eye on him.
Shadow: Your mom should keep a better eye on me in be--[Knock on the door.] ...I'll get that. [Skates to the front door. He opens it.]
Charmy: [Holding a Slurpee. Standing behind him is Lucario.]
Shadow: Charmy, what the ********?
Charmy: Hai Shadow!
Shadow: Okay, first of all, where have you been for the past five hours, and who is that standing behind you?
Charmy: If you wanna know, I was at 7-11 getting a slurpee.
Shadow: FOR FIVE HOURZ?!
Charmy: Nu! I ran into this fellow! He’s really cool, maybe even cooler than you!
Shadow: [Stares at Lucario.] …Oh, hell no.
Lucario: Hell yes.
Shadow: [Turns back to Charmy.] You can’t just sit around and talk to people at 7-11 for five hours and then randomly invite them in my house!!
Charmy: Sure I can! He’s also invited some friends for later tonight!
Shadow: GAWDAMMIT, CHARMY!
Charmy: Wut?
Shadow: Ugh, never mind…
[Shadow returns to the TV room. Sonic is watching Sex in the City, but as soon as he sees Shadow return, he scrambles for the remote.]
Sonic: SHADOW!? Uh!! [Changes the channel.] I wasn’t watching anything!
Shadow: …Whatever. That was Charmy, and he made a friend.
Sonic: Oh crap. CHARMY made a friend?
Shadow: Yeah, and he’s inviting other people over for some freaking party. I think you and I should do something about it.
Sonic: Why should I help you? It’s your mansion.
Shadow: Because I can kick your a** on PS3 anytime.
Sonic: Fine. What exactly do you want me to do?
Shadow: ...Hmm... [Scene fades out, then back in.] And that's my plan.
Sonic: ...What the hell, Shadow? You just said "Hmm" It got really dark, and then you said "And that's my plan."
Shadow: ...Hey Sonic.
Sonic: Wut?
Shadow: Shut up.
...
[Upstairs in Charmy's room.]
Lucario: This is a nice place you got here.
Charmy: Thx! Shadow bought it with his game show money. He owns the entire place...
Lucario: I see. He certainly acts like it.
Charmy: Shadoo always thinks he's the hawt one.
Lucario: We'll show him that he's not so hawt...
Charmy: OHYEAH!
[Charmy turns his stereo on. Caramelldansen begins playing. The two dance to the song.]
...
[Back downstairz, in the living room.]
Sonic: [Looking up at the ceiling.] Uh, Shadow?
Shadow: [Holding a '45... He quickly disposes of it.] Wut?
Sonic: They're Caramelldansen nao...
Shadow: [Looks up as well.] ...Ohshit. Not that.
Sonic: [Looks at Shadow.] We might have to come up with a new plan.
Shadow: ...I got it! Here's my plan... [Scene fades out, and then back in again.] And that's my plan.
Sonic: ...But Shadow...
Shadow: Shut. Up. I know.
Sonic: What do you know?
Shadow: ...You know...
Sonic: What do I know?
Shadow: You know what you know.
Sonic: What do I know... what I know?
Shadow: I know.
Sonic: What do you know?
Shadow: ...Things...
Sonic: What kind of... things?
Shadow: Important... things.
Sonic: Wow... This all seems familiar.
Shadow: Your mom seemed familiar in be--[Knock on door again.] I'll get it. [Skates to the front door. He opens it.]
Shadow: ...
[Mew, Torchic, Treecko, and Mudkip are standing... well, Mew isn't standing, but you know what I mean. They're wearing party hats.]
Shadow: ...Oh, hell no.
All: Hell yes! [They charge in, flattening Shadow.]
Shadow: MYFACE!!
Charmy: [Appears randomly.] Not cool. Not. Cool. [Disappears.]
Sonic: I think those were some more of Charmy's friends.
Shadow: [Stands.] Damn! That means we need a new pla--
Sonic: No. We don't. Because we haven't even come up with anything yet. The scene keeps fad--[Scene fades out.]
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[Charmy's room. The other four enter.]
Charmy: Woohoo!! Now it's a party!!
Lucario: Glad you could make it!
Mew: I wouldn't miss this. [x3]
[x3? Wtf? It seems so weird...]
[Nvm.]
Torchic: Mudkip (Adam, wtf?), they're Caramelldansen!
Mudkip: Alright, Torchic (Al, wtf?!?) LET'S DANSE!
Treecko: MUDKIP DANSES WITH ME!
Torchic: NO ME!
Treecko: ME!!
Torchic: NUU!! Me!!
Treecko: MOI!
[Mudkip, Mew, Lucario, and Charmy are watching them fight.]
Mudkip: They're both guys... I'm a guy.
Mew: And they're fighting amongst each other to danse with you.
Lucario: They must be gay.
Charmy: I've heard Shadow call me that a buncha tiemz!
Mudkip: I don't think we're supposed to mention gay people until they actually appear in the series.
Charmy: Well then Shadow's in trouble.
LET'S JUST DANCE OUR ASSES OF BISSHES!!!!
[They crank up the volume and danse some more.]
...
[Downstairs in the living room.]
[Sonic and Shadow are staring at the ceiling again.]
Sonic: That's getting pretty annoying.
Shadow: Oh, you're alone on "getting", huh?
Sonic: Wut?
Shadow: Nothing. Hey, let's try not too let it bug us and play some PS3.
Sonic: ... Fine...
[They sit on the couch and turn on the PS3.]
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[The music is so loud, a chunk of the ceiling plummets down and crushes the PS3.]
SHADOW: THAT'S IT!! I'M SO MAD, EVEN MY NAME IS CAPITALIZED!!! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS!!!
Sonic: Chill out. They're just having fun. (Thank God.] [Turns the channel. A special episode of Sex in the City is on.] Oh look! A special episode! I may never catch this again! [A bigger chunk of the ceiling falls on the TV.]
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SONIC: SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS!!!
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...Lawl.
