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Rouge the Bat

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[SO! Shadow's walking down the street... He stops in front of a Starbucks. Rouge is standing in front of it as well.]
Shadow: Hey Rouge. How's it going?
Rouge: Yeah, good. Look. The reason I called you to come here is to tell you I think we should see other people.
[OH SNAP!]
Shadow: WHOA
WHOA
WHOA
WHOA
WHOA
WHOA
WHOA
Double-U Tee Eff. WHY!?
Rouge: Well first of all, I was never really attracted to you. Second of all, we never go on actual dates. Your idea of a date, is going on a quest together in Runescape. And because of that, our relationship is going nowhere.
Shadow: Nuu! Rouge! I don't wanna lose you! I'll change! In fact... "BABY COME BACK!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL. ON. ME!"
[Rouge flies away.]
Shadow: Aaaaand she's gone. Great.
.... <<< Four dots. Lawl.
[Scene change. Sonic and Charmy are at the park in front of the fountain.]
...
Charmy: Dude, have you seen Shadow recently...?
Sonic: Nope. He's still pretty pissed about Rouge.
Charmy: You've gotta be crappin' me! I haven't seen him this pissed since I rammed into his face on that last part.
Sonic: 'The hell are you talking about?
Charmy: ...Your mom... Um, well... I'll go talk to him. It'll probably end up with him beating the crap outta me and me saying "MYFACE!" BUT DARMMIT! IT'S FOUR SHADOO!
Sonic:{/i] Yeah. You go do that.
[Charmy leaves. He returns to the mansion, and flies into Shadow's room. It is dark in there... Very dark... Super dark. Shadow is laying on his bed, depressed like I am after a Magic, The Gathering tournament.]
Charmy: Shadow, I--What the shell? [Looks around.] It's like stepping into a Hot Topic except there aren't any Family Guy akshun figyurs. What's gottun in2 u?
Shadoo: Just leave me alone... I... I just want to be alon--
Charmy: GODAMMIT SHADOW!! SNAP OUT OF IT! So you broke up with Rouge. Who cares? Move on for Christ's sake.
Shadow: [Voice higher pitched.] YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! SHE WAS MY EVERYTHING! I LOVED HER! WITHOUT HER, I"M NORTHING!
Charmy: Alright, look... We've all been in love at one point or another. I remember my first love. I remember it like it was yestarday... Her name was uh... Thomas. (Damn.) ...Um, that's pretty ironic. But the point is, you can't let the womens ruin your life. Don't turn emo on me you son of a gun.
Shadow: [Stands up.] STOP MORCKING ME BECUZ OF MY FEELINGZ!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! [Charmy looks annoyed.] I'MA GO CUT MYSELF, AND LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN WHILE WRTING POEMS! MAYBE THAT WILL SOLVE MY PORBLEMS!
Charmy: Alright... Come with me... [Grabs at Shadow's arm and flies away.]
Shadow: WHOOAAIAIAIAIA!!
[Charmy and Shadow appear in front of a magazine with an emo person on the cover. "HATED BY HOMOPHOBES EVERYWHERE!"]
Charmy:{/i] Okay, maybe you're pissed because you lost your quote, guitar, soulmate, or maybe because you didn't get tickets to the My Chemicle Romance concert. Or mayBEE you took too many dairy pills before eating cereal. I don't know, I'm notta doctor. But I do know this. [They run to the next scene, which shows pictures of black orphans smiling at the camera.] These starving Ethiopian kids probably have like 20 diseases right now, and their smiling. {Next scene shows a Brazilian town that has been destroyed by a flood. The kids are smiling at the camurah.] And looks at that. Those kids' town has been destroyed by a fludd and their smiling. But that's not all. [Next scene. A picture of...] AND THIS PERSON IS ROSIE O'FREAKING DONELL, AND SHE'S SMILING!! [They return to Shadow's room.]
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Charmy:{/i] You think you have it so bad just because your gf dumped u? Well it cood BEE a lot worse. Stop being a p***y and cheer up.
Shadow: You know what Charmy? You're absolutely write. Being a whiny b***h won't solve a thing. I just haf to get ovr it and move on with my life.
Charmy:{/i] So you're gonna stop being emo nao, right?
Shadow: Yeah. I'm dun.
Charmy: GREAT!! [Poses victoriously, shooting an arm into the air. Success music plays. His overall status appears from nowhere.]
SCORE: 7027
TIME: 5:39:82
RINGS: -10
TIME BONUS: UM...
RING BONUS: SURE...
TOTAL SCORE: 7017
RESULT: BEE
Charmy: Well that sure as hell sucked.
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Charmy: DAMN STRAIGHT! I can't believe that you were so pissed about losing Rouge!
Shadow: [>=D] Yeah! Me neither!
Charmy: I mean, she's a complete b***h.
Shadow: [=/] Uhh... Yeah.
Charmy:{/i] Not to mention she dresses like a frigg'n whore.
Shadow: [>=o] Okay, you made your point...
Charmy: I can't BEElieve you were stoopid enough to actually like her.
Shadow: [-.-;;] Okay, srsly shut up.
Charmy: [Turns around, arms crossed.] Whoever goez out with her is a completely desperate moron. [Shadow uses Chaos Spear on Charmy. He zaps him in the @$$, causing him to shoot up and hit his head on the roof. Then he falls! Shadow leaves.]
Charmy: MYFACE!!
Sonic: [Appears out of nowhere.] Well, at least you didn't get as screwed up as the italicized fonts.
Charmy: [Stands.] True-dat. [Looks up at the font.] Holy Fugging Apple...
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x3 (Again)