Sonic the Hedgehog
Silver the Hedgehog
Tailsdoll
Okay, since s**t doesn't want to work, here's a summary of the first episode:
SO SHADOW GOEZ ON A GAME SHOW AND HAS TO ANSWER ONE LAST QUESTION TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS. HE DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO DA QUESTION SO HE USES HIS SHOUT OUT IN ATTEMPT TO CALL SONIC BUT INSTEAD SILVER PICKS UP BECAUSE HE IS A MORON AND WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT EVEN THOUGH HE COULD'VE JUST EATEN SOMETHING AT HIS OWN HOUSE. SO SHADOW'S ALL, "SILVER, WTF?" AND SILVER'S LIKE "WUT?" AND SHADOW'S LIKE "I NEED YUR HALP FOR SOEMTHING." AND SILVER'S LIKE "DUH OKAY." SHADOW SAYS "WUT'S THE ANSWER TO DIS QUESTIORN?" SILVER'S ALL "OOH LOOK DONUTS WHY ARE THHER HOLES IN THEM?" SHADOW'S ALL "I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR a** THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU." AND HE HANGS UP SINCE HE DOENS'T KNOW TEH ANSWER TO TEH QUESTIARN SO SHADOW USES CHAORS CONTROL AND FINDS OUT WTF TH ANSWER IS AND HE WINS A MILLION $ CUZ HE GOT IT RIGHT AND THEN HE BOUGHT A MANSION AND HE'S ALL "SWEET" AND CHARMY APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND IS HYPER AS USUAL SO SHADOW'S LIEK "WTF R U DOING CHERMY?" AND CHARMY'S ALL "WEEWEESHADOOWEE" SO SHADOW'S LIKE "I'M IN A GOOD FLIPPING MOOD YOU CAN LIVE HERE SO YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK 4 DA COMPUTER ROOM." CHARMY'S LIKE "OMGYOURSOTOTALLYAWESOMEILOVEYOUANDIWANTOKISSYOU." SO SHADOW SAYS "GET OFF OF ME YOU GAY BEE I MAY CHANGE MY MIND." SO THEY ENTR THE HOUS AND SHADOW'S ALL "THERE'S A BUNCH OF RANDOM CRAP HERE. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, I'M GOING TO CALL SONIC UP FOR A GAME OF POOL. THE TV ROOM IS IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION." SO CHARMY FLIES ALONG TO THE TV ROOM WHILE SHADOW'S CALLING SONIC AND HE'S LIIEK "DIS BETTER NOT BE SILVER--OHAISONIC." And that's how far I got before Mozilla crashed like twelve times.
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Charmy: [Sits on the couch and turns on the TV.] Let's see what's on! [Full House comes on.] ...Ha... Ironic...
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[The TV emits static and goes black. A picture of a Tails Doll appears on the screen. Innocent seeming music plays.]
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Charmy: ...Wutthefu... This doesn't look good...
[The Tails Doll pops out of the TV screen and lands on the floor. It floats into the airs, just above the floor.]
Charmy: Oh no. This doesn't look good at all...
[Static. The TV receives the picture of the Mystery Machine cruising along to its music. Tailsdoll looks irritated.]
Tailsdoll: [-_-]
Charmy: ...Uhh... AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI! [Flies away, scared for his freaking life.]
[Charmy flies upstairs.]
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[Sonic and Shadow have just finished a game.]
Sonic: So, what do ya say? How's about another round?
[Charmy flies in.]
Charmy: AIAIAIAI! [Pants.] Ai... aiai...
Shadow: Charmy. What the hell was that about?
Sonic: [o.O] (Since when did Charmy...?)
Charmy: Shadoo! I was downstairs, watching TV like a good boy, and then all of a sudden the Tailsdoll pops out of the television!
Shadow: Oh, come on. That's the stupidest thing I've evar heard you say. Why would you even make up something like that?
Sonic: Wait, who's the Tailsdoll?
Shadow: You've never heard of the Tailsdoll? [Innocent music from earlier plays.] ...He's an evil doll that kills people and steals their souls. A while back, there was a kid who had a Tailsdoll toy. He loved that toy and brought it almost everywhere. One day the boy was all alone. His parents weren't there and he was in the kitchen. When the parents returned, they found the child dead on the ground. In one hand was a knife. The other hand, his beloved Tailsdoll. The authorities thought he committed suicide, but we all know that the Tailsdoll killed him. That was the very first story... the first of many. [The music stops.]
Charmy: And now he's in this house. Seriously! I'll show you!!
[The three return to the TV room. SUPERAWESOMECHARMYHEADSCENECHANGE!!]
[In the TV room.]
Charmy: Okay, he should be around here somewhere.
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[Empty.]
Sonic: There's nothing here...
Shadow: Yeah, Charmy. The Tailsdoll isn't here, you were just being a whiny douche bag.
Charmy: [o_O] Whassat?
Shadow: I will tell you when you're older...
Tailsdoll: [Appears from thin air. His voice is deep and distorted.] Did someone say my name?
Charmy: [O.O] HOLY s**t!!
Tailsdoll: Can you feel the sunshine?
Charmy: OH MY GOD!!
Shadoo: RUN FOR THE LOVE OF EFF!! [They high-tail it outta there.]
Tailsdoll: Get your asses back here! [Chases after them.]
[Chase rock and roll music starts. They run through the house, and eventually through a bunch of random scenes from movies... ..>.> Um... They just ran through my room. I'm not even kidding. Holy crap, they did it again. They run into a room with a bunch of doors on opposite walls. Sonic goez through on, coming out through a further one. Tailsdoll goez through one and comes out of another from the same side. Shadow uses Chaos Control and teleports to a door on the far side, going through it. Charmy flies through a door, entering another one on the other side. Tailsdoll exits from one door, tiny, and enters another. A giant crab runs through a door in the background. A bunch of Sonics come out of one door. Mario runs across the hall. Tailsdoll stops in the middle of the hall... ] [o.o -_-]
Tailsdoll: ???
[Shadow, Charmy, and Sonic run into the basement, reaching a dead end.]
Shadow: Okay, I think we lost him...
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