I have a new target in my life - a cute, green, and wet... turdle! So I have planned the opperation: M. E. L. V. I. N.
turdle, by driveing parents mad to make them consider twisted
The idea is this: I maintan an imaginarry turdle, witch keepsgetting in everyones way and to top that - I keep reminding that nothing of this would happen if the turdle had actual legs... IF HE WAS REAL!
muhahahahaha.... briliant! twisted