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Well I finally gots my new computer and have even figured out how to bleed internet from the library (ya, that was diffacult). All this really means is that I no longer have to worry about that stupid 90 minuet a day time limit, though I'm still restrained by the libraries hours of operation, and I don't have a spell check so my spelling is bound to take a massive nose dive, that and the key-board is slightly differant and it's taking a bit to adjust but I'm getting there. Now, as for my super rant. A sorce of frustration for me has been the fact that through-out my daily life I would think of several things that I would want to rant about here. However due to the chaotic state of my mind I would often, if not alwasy, forget by the time I made it to the library. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo, one day I decided to make a list, (one day being last saturday) which quieckly grew. I will kinda title the differant sections, well you'll understand as I go along. Those who are easally offended, I suggest that you navigate away now. So.... lets get down to business. Bite Me Dream Ahhhh dreams. This was a little wierd for me. From what I can still remeber there was a huge government consperiacy with combining human and animal genetic material, yes I actually had a dream about that. The most succesful was a human dog hybred ( xd Werewolf), I however was a cat human hybred. But I didn't realize that at first, well through out the course of the dream I discovered this and I was with a pack of renegade werewolves. Because I was one of the few noncainine breeds I had a fancy-dancy tracker chip imbeded in my arm. Which was a problem as I was running from the government, so what does the leader of the renagade pack decide to do? She bites me!! Yes it's to remove the chip but then the uh.... format of the dream changes. I actually like it when women bite me, stare to a degree. I think it's because my first girlfriend was a biter so it's alway been assosiated with lust in my mind.... anyway, I woke up shortly after that. Snap Bracelets Who here remebers those bracelet thingies that were strait untill you slapped them on your wrist and then they wrapped around, but then you can make them strait again? Anybody? Well regardless, those things are awsome. I found one in my grandmas house recently and have been playing with it ever since. Seriously, you make it strait and through it at the table (or other hard surface) and it'll snap to a circle and bounce off in some direction!!!! They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!! Aaaahhh Summer I don't like the heat in summer, I'm more of a fall and winter kinda guy, BUT I do like that the girls like the heat. Oh yes I do..... 60 Year Old Floozy On second thought, burning_eyes ! Walking down the boardwalk I pass these grandmas dressed like they're 18. OH MY GOD! burning_eyes Not even a 60 year old guy wants to seen that. -violent shivers- Poor Timmy Was anyone els laughing at the end of the most recent ei report? Holy crap, I voted to leave him a kid but this is better I suppose. Man if only some one had told me to never give a floozy a gift...... sweatdrop would've saved me some trouble. 13 Year Old Looker Trust me it's not what you think. I was walking through Wal-Mart the other day and as I pass this cart with some 13/14 year old kid following her mother, and she gave me a twice over. And when she looked me back in the eye, she blushed and stepped to the other side of her mom as I walked by. First of all let me say that I relize I'm not Gods' gift to women, but I like to think I rate at least a seven, maybe an eight in a good pair of pants. But seriously gonk 13!?!?!?!? I'm not into that, right now seventeen is my floor, sixteen if she's somethin special..... maybe. Though that's not the worst of it. I think she's about six or seven now, but when this started she was four. One of my mom's friends had two little daughters. Now I like little kids, I want to have a few my self eventually, so one time while we were all at a get-together little four year old Miya was pouting and hanging on her mom. I was passing behind and caught her watching me, so I winked at her. I was just trying to cheer the kid up! She buries her face in her moms neck and I figure mission failed, she's still pouty. Oh no, from then on she was constantly talking about me. She got mad because I spent alot of time talking with my two female cousins. They became 'those girls' and not said in a nice tone. My name became the equivulant of a curse to her mothers ears. Eventually her mom remarried and they moved away, then I moved away. Well they recently came back to see the grandparents and others. The moment lil' Miya sees my mom it's 20 questions. She hadn't seen me for nearly a year and ahalf, that's a long time when you're seven. Crazyness. Girls Are Expensive Maybe it's just me but when ever I've had a girl friend I've been drasticly broke, right now I'm single and just broke. Girls Equal Evil I'm usually the last to see these things but there was a video going around the internet and this guy had little white eraser board and he wrote on it as he explain this equasion. "As we all know, girls cost time and money. Which can be shown like this. (Girls=MoneyxTime) And we've all heard that time is money, so in reality it can be said that girls are equal to money squared. (girls=money2) If you've ever read the Bible you know that money is the root of all evil. {[that's not true, that is a miss inturpitation of the scripture that says the love of money is the root of all sorts of unjurious things and the one chasing after it is stabing himself all over with many pains]} he then wrote that (girls eaqual money squared) square root evil. My keyboard doesn't have a square root key so you'll have to do with that. After that he finished the eaquasion so that you came to the solution that girls=evil. It was great. Motorcycle Dudes My mom love Harleys, me? Well I've never had much of an intrest in any motorised vehicle aside from a mode of transportation. Anyway the other day I was waiting at red light and this guy on a Harley pulls up. I look and think, 'Hm, my mom might like that. Eh.... she'd rather it be purple.' Well while I'm thinking this Harley guy looks over and sees me eyeing his bike. So he reves the engine, I just laughed, shook my head and pulled forward as he flipped me off for laughing. Re-addicted I while ago I made an entry that stated that I didn't enjoy Mounten Dew as much as I use to, well recently went out and bought one of those 24 packs. It was on sale and it's nice to have on hand. Well I'm addicted again, if I don't have at least one can aday I get those blasted caffine headaches. -Sigh- So much for that. Woe Is Me Come on you knew it was comming. Anyway, this is partly in celebration of me getting a wi-fi capeble computer. Even though it destroyed my savings because I never have any money anyway. If I did I'd fix the doors on my car. I'm a fairly good driver..... now, but shortly after getting my license I dented bothe passanger doors. I was going down the road at 60 ( xp Yes that was the speed limit) and there was a rather larger lip on the road, well I fell off that and clipped a couple of those mettle reflectors along the side of the road. The doors still work and I couldn't afford to reprot it cause my insurance was so high anyway. Then about a year later my dad backs into my car denting the driver rear door! I didn't want to put that on his insurance cause, well he's my dad so it looks pretty too. And then there's the bumper. I drive a little Honda Civic, let me tell you, a Ford desial at just three miles an hour will really screw up the bumper. Then there's the inside....... sweatdrop I really need to clean my car. Holy Crap, Porn! In previous entries I've stated that I'm one of Jehovahs Witnesses. Now to be a active, proper member, you have to be a morally upright indavidual. To be honest I don't struggle with that. I don't like porn that much, as far as I'm concerned sex is not a spectator sport. But a few months ago subscribed to Men's Health. ( xd Ya, like that'll help me!!!) A week or so after that I got a invatation card from Playboy. Not really surprising, they probably share addresses, so I checked the 'Not interested leave me alone' box. Weeeeeeeeelllllll they've left me alone but now every damn magazine and video company in the industry has my address crying . It's very anoying especially considering that I have a po box. I check my mail and get an envolope that in big bright red letters says "My Name You're a Valued/Special/VIP coustomer. Act Now! Even though they claim to be descreat, everyone knows what's in that envolope so I get nasty glares from half the women who happen to be there. Strawberries You know how when you where a kid and you swalloed a watermellon seed some one would joke with you that you'd have a watermellon growing out of your belly in a week? How come they never do that with strawberries? There are tons of seeds on just one strawberry. By the laws of probability you're more likely to grow strawberries than watermellons. Underwere Advertised to Fags? I probably just pissed people off with that title. If you're one of them, GET OVER IT! I'm intitled to my opinon and you're not going to change it. It's disgusting! Just because I call them fags wont stop them from practicing, so it really doesn't change anything. That aside, what is up underwere packaging? I really don't want to see some guy in his underwere, and I know I don't look like that so what's the point? I Don't Like Underwere I usually don't were underwere. It's not comfortable, breifs are too tight and I always get uncomfortably tangled in boxers. I know I'm not alone on this, maybe most have differant reasons but more people forgo underwere than you might care to realize. I do, however, were underwere on certain occasions. Like when I were a sute. As a Witness, we are strongly encouraged to were formal were. Sutes and dresses pretty much. I feel it would be disrespectful to my God to not were underwere when preforming any sort of service to/for him. I also sometimes were underwere when I'm wereing shorts, for modesties sake. On both of those occasions I put up with breifs. Real Men Sow/Soe(?) There's that saying that real men were pink. I personally have a pink shirt, I think it goes well with my black sute. I however believe that real men also soe. The reason I say this is because I've had to soe up stab/slash wounds, mostly on myself once or twice on a buddy. If you've never soen through flesh, let me tell you, it's quite differant from soeing through cloth. And to soe yourself up hurts, thus real men soe. My Cousins Pink Underwere As I mentioned I have a pink shirt that I were with my black sute. Needless to say, not everyone believes that real men were pink. My cousin, being one of them, often gives me a hard time about this. But a couple weeks ago we were working togther and he bends over to pick something up and reveils pink underwere. They were obviously red at some point and had been well washed many times, but that left them pink. Aaaaahhhhh revenge is sweet. Barbaque Sauce I love barpaque sauce, and I'm not that paticular. Where most people use ketchup I use barbaque sauce. Burgers, hotdogs, fries. I never really thought it odd but then one evening I was haveing some borritoes at a family dinner and as I reached for the ketchup on the table, I paused and then asked if there was barbaque sauce. There are somethings a family will never forget. Well, I think that's enough to sufice as a 'Super Rant'. Later All cool