2:56 AM:
I've spent nearly 3 and 1/2 hours helping two CL 1's (ccatman and PlumpGerty) beat EB. We've made it to the tail, with just me and another CL 10 helping them. Shinirevolution was here early on, but left before the switches. Admist Chaos helped for a bit, but stopped after we died from the tail. We're right now trying to recruit more people to help, as I'm not awesome enough to solo EB by myself. Right now I'm listening to them (Gerty and Cat) try to save each other. It's like slapstick comedy, but in zOMG!.
3:04 AM:
We now have a full crew, and hopefully everyone will be making their way to the EB room soon. I'm expecting at least another 15-20 minutes til they get here, if cat and Gerty keep dying every 5 seconds. 2 of the CL 10's are dead, we're screwed.
(I'm getting commentary from them on where they are so far.)
3:07 AM:
Everyone is alive excluding me, for now... Wait, Gerty's dead... They're still in the Shallow Seas, if the clam comments are anything to go by.
3:09 AM:
They've made it to the anchorbugs. At least there's some progress forward, though very slow progress.
3:11 AM:
Just left the bugs and are heading to the spouts... Gerty is saying she won't go up there, as it looks scary. One of the new people wants to get the chest.
3:12 AM:
They need to go kill the queen now and get Marshall.
3:14 AM:
3 people are dead. Only Gerty and Hrom are alive. Cat might actually be changing his CL to something higher. This run might actually get finished before sunrise.
3:17 AM:
Gerty says that cat dies more than she does. cat comments that there's a lot of lag.
3:20 AM:
Gerty was "SO CLOSE" to defibbing cat or "FREEDOM" in cat's words before she died again. We just lost one of the CL 10's recruited.
3:22 AM:
We lost another CL 10 recruited almost 20 minutes ago. I don't think this run will ever be completed at this rate. Everyone is dazed right now. I think the CL 10 awakened, so there's some hope for this run.
3:25 AM:
We're back to just me and the CL 1's. cat is now gonna try to recruit some more people. Hopefully he can get some people who will put up with cat and Gerty and survive. cat and Gerty have commented that they lasted longer than those CL 10's.
3:28 AM:
One of the first lines from one of the new CL 10's is "why you guys at cl one?". One of the new people is CL 6.5. This is turning out to be a special run.
3:31 AM:
Just got a final person, for now. We have 2 CL 1's, 1 CL 6.5, and 3 CL 10's, myself included. There have been comments now that if we make it, that Gerty and cat will be the EB gods. cat then mentioned that it was really me killing things, and Gerty suggested that if anyone asks, I'm a noob they had to drag along.
3:37 AM:
Just lost another CL 10. They just don't get the idea that what we're doing might be able to be done. I'm getting really tired.
3:42 AM:
cat is trying to set up a plan with the spouts. It seems destined for failure, as the next line he said was "or if i feel the need to do something stupid"... This whole run has been like babystting two crazy preschoolers when we've been on the move. When standing still in the Sealab compound, the general age seemed to rise, but when they're both running back this way they sound like they're playing outside at recess after having too much sugar.
3:50 AM:
I just got MCMR in on the run. I don't think he's noticed that they're CL 1 yet, or at least there hasn't been any crazy outburst on the chat yet.
3:54 AM:
MCMR just noticed the CL 1 thing, I think. He hasn't left the crew yet, so that's good so far.... He left, because "this laptop is wayy too lagg for an EB run".
3:58 AM:
Just got 2 new people, both CL 10, I think. Hope they stay for longer than the other 10's have.... Dooei just noticed the purple....
4:02 AM:
Both CL 10's died. They're still staying though, I think.
4:05 AM:
cat just had to close out, due to getting stuck between screens. We still have the CL 10's that joined us.
4:09 AM:
Not much new to report. The group is on the seahorse in SS. One of the CL 10's got killed by the fluffs.
4:11 AM:
cat is very demanding it seems. "KILL EVERYTHING 10.0" and "KIL THE GOLEMS" have been said by him recently, though he has said thanks after his demands.
4:14 AM:
Someone got the idea that cat needs to fight something, and he was all for it.. He plans to use defib and "BUFF RAPE IT". He died....
4:17 AM:
Gerty: "I'll buffrape when my rings unlock." Sweet Flounder, who is 6.5, keeps getting killed by the clams. Gerty has now gone on to make SpongeBob SquarePants refrences. Gerty: "I SEE A KRAB" ccatman: "HI MR.KRABZ"
4:20 AM:
ccatman likes to post large blocks of "OMNOMNOM" in all forms of the chat speak. It is partially amusing and partially annoying.
4:34 AM:
"ccatman: OMFG THE SPOUTS FOLLOWED ME ALL THE WAY DOWN
THE SEAHORSE TAIL"
4:53 AM:
Rest of group still hasn't beaten the Queen again. I was told "We're almost there Cool!". To me, that would normally mean around the robofish tunnel. Oh well. It seems the group has taken to calling the sea spouts SNAKES....
5:12 AM:
No progress whatsoever. Nothing has been killed in the last hour, according to ccatman. We have other than me 2 CL 1's, 1 CL 7.1, 1 CL 10, and 1 CL 6.1. This run has gone on for now over 7 hours. I have been a part of it for the last 5 1/2 hours or so, the past 2 of them just sitting in the EB room with the tail.
5:18 AM:
ccatman has made the decision to be at CL 10 until the queen dies. Hopefully now they'll get to the EB room a lot faster.
5:32 AM
ccatman has killed the queen. He is now going to supress back to CL 1 for the rest of the run. If only everyone above CL 1 could act less noobish than the CL 1's themselves.
5:51 AM:
"PlumpGerty: WHY DO THEY MAKE EB SO IMPOSSIBLE FOR CL 1'S
"
6:11 AM:
Actually moving along. cat got to eb room and switched with me for holding the spot.
6:28 AM
Got to EB as a group. I was practically soloing it. Didn't get past the tail. the other CL 10, whom I won't name, said she was healing, despite having the ninja set and perfectly good attacks, and then proceeded to not do any healing whatsoever. They couldn't even use defib when I got really close to them, just diagnose which does nothing when one's dazed.
6:35 AM:
Crew fell apart. now only Gerty and I. we will be going at it both at CL 10. Hopefully we can do it.
7:07 AM:
Gerty and I beat EB all parts on our own. did tail, then body, then head. used lots of ring polishers and superchargers. took about 9 hours total for Gerty. 7 or so hours for me.
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