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Donnie and my mom were having a few drinks. My mom isn't the tallest person in the world. That meaning she isn't tall at all. From her calculations she should only be able to have one to eqaul his two when really it is not even the other way around.

My mom had three drinks, Donnie had four. Thanks to John (the middle brother in his family) he got the fourth one which only added to his allready drunkenish.(AND YES DRUNKINISH IS A WORD....FOR NOW!) Anywhos, I had only recently awoken and from the state he was in I could easily tell her was drunk. After deciding it wouldn't be the greatest ideal to go back to bed Donnie gets looks up at me (this is from a computer chair) and says "Will you get me a fork?" I roll my eyes and shake my head thinking ...you'll just end up stabbing yourself... Then I started to laugh but held it in. It was shortly after that did I travel into the kitchen with my mother. She went to get something and I went to get him a fork. But sadly (and luckily) we were out of forks so I got him two chopsticks. Now Donnie doesn't know how to use chopsticks and figured since he was drunk it would be extra hillarious. I was right. It was extra hllarious but not in the way I had thought it would be. He stuck the two chopsticks under his shirt and said "Hey! Look! I'm madona!" I am sure you have guessed that they were over his nipples. After telling me and my mom that he went to show John. I am not sure what all happened then because I wasn't paying attention to them and talking to my mother instead. Well, Donnie comes back into the kitchen and asks us "Npw, I'm not that bad right? I mean I'm funny, right?" We are both standing there laughing but it isn't because it was rofl hillarious but because it was sad hillarious. Like HaHaHeHeHoHoHaHeHoHaHa funny. Uh yeah. Well then he walks off and me and my mother are talking about him once again. A few moments after that we walked out of the kitchen and looked into my moms and Donnie's bedroom. John and Donnie were beating each other with yard sticks. We both agreed that ths was our intertainment and how we wished we could find the video camera. After a couple of minutes of the yard sticks they went on to a more softer substance. And that substance you ask was none other then Donnie's moose. 3nodding Yes! His moose. John sprays it about and Donnie yells "Oh! Mother f***er you best watch yourself!" Then he holds a hanger in his hand(not sure which one) and walks infront of the bathroom door. John is now stuck inside with only a...only everything in the bathroom. Donnie turns around for a second to "scold" my mom (if scold is even the right word) and then John slips out and Donnie enters the bathroom. Now he doesn't close the door or anything but he does grab a second moose bottle. They both are now spraying them around. And I got a little pissed at that point because I am the one who has to clean the bathroom but it was soon overcome by laughter. They found the yard stick and broom...again. They hit each other with them and then for some reason they call it truths. Only this truths doesn't last long because John does something to Donnie and then Donnie yells "Whoa, mother f***er I am sooooo gonna get you! ... Right after I pee! I gotta pee!" He starts going to the bathroom but stops at the doorway before you get to the bathroom door. John walks up to him and with a hanger thinking he will be able to hit Donnie with it. Donnie on the other hand turns around and I didn't see everything but I did hear John yell "OMG! You sprayed me!" Me and my mother look at John curiously asking "Sprayed you with what?" John simply answers "You don't want to know." We leave it be figuring that Donnie probably peed on him but whatever. They then get into the bathroom and more stuff is being sprayed and more then we hear them both screaming. I take a peek inside and John is holding Donnie in the bath tub. Only not in the way I made it sound. ninja Yeah. So anywhos John is yelling somehting but over Donnie yelling it is to hard to make out. Donnie gets out and we all step aside. He says "I'm going to bed!" This of course was a lie because it was only midnight. ... yes midnight. Well, he comes out with a yard stick and chases john through the house. Me and my little brother hide. I mean when Donnie is drunk he is crazy...not in a mad way though not exactly in a good way.

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I'd tell you the rest but to be honest I don't think you get any of this. If you do get it then PM me...even though I doubt you will find this any where interesting to read.....