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SHORT BLONDE JOKES
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: What is an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W's away.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: What did the blonde customer say to a buxom waitress when she read the waitress' nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute! What did you name the other one?"
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her!
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Blue.