This Is A Current Roleplay Between Me and One Of My Friends. I'm Sorry all Edward And Now Bella Fans For Killing Them But It Was Fun ^^. ( Warning: We May Kill Jacob, SO yeah...)I Know This Is Long ( And It's A Current Roleplay So It is Only Going To Get Longer) But It Is Extremely Funny (Especialy When We Kill A Hobo And Rose Gets High)
The Stars!
Alice: xXwolfox1121Xx
Rose: Blue_emo_wolf
Edward: Blue_emo_wolf
Bella: xXwolfox1121Xx
Carl: Blue_emo_wolf
Random Ninja: xXwolfox1121Xx
Rose: * was in the garage trying to fix her car*
Alice: having fun =^_^=
Rose: not really... you were the one who broke it -_-'
Alice: well about hehe that was fun
Rose: I swear, how could you not see that tree!
Alice: I swear, it popped out in front of me
Rose: It was 50 feet from the road
Alice: uhhhhhh want a chip
Rose: no! *throws crowbar*
Alice: why do you hate me *eat more chips*
Rose: I don’t hate you, you just wrecked my car...if your mad, go punch Edward in the face!
Alice: fine I will hey Edward I have to talk to you
Rose: ^_^ you have fun!
Alice: well let hope he not with Bella
Rose: whys that? what she gonna do
Alice: well that a good q. do u know where he is
Rose: in his bedroom being emo
Alice: Why?
Rose: I convinced him Bella was dead…
Alice: kk thank see u later * heads to Edward room*
Rose: *sees Bella walk up* NO She Will Ruin My Plan! *stuff's Bella in the car and locks door* *begins to whistle like nothing happened*
Bella: hey what the hell let me out or I’ll through a fit I will
Rose: please just stay in there for like ten minutes until Alice punches Edward
Bella: what the.... what abut punching Edward let me out let me out now
Rose: *rolls down window and cover bellas mouth* if you don’t shut up im gonna rip out your vocal cords.
Bella: nod head
Rose: *drops had from Bella mouth* good
Meanwhile.......
Edward: *emo corner thinking about how to kill self*
Alice: walks in Edward room ''oh hi emo boy how your life can you please stand up''
Edward: yeah I guess...... *stands up moping*
Alice: good boy now don’t move this might hurt allot*punches Edward as hard as possible in the face*
Edward: what the... that was mean
Alice: thank *hugs Edward * I love you to
Edward: wha.... get off me so I can think how to kill myself
Alice: no why would you want to kill your self eddy no will want that not even Bella
Edward: wasa say what?
Meanwhile…..
Bella: soo nice weather we are having ...
Rose: yeah, yeah.... okay you can go *opens car door* oh yeah and Edward thinks your dead. bye! *runs into woods*
Bella: what .... ummmm ???? *heads inside go to Edwards room*
Back in Edwards Room….
Edward: *sees Bella* WHAT THE HELL!
Bella: hi Edward glad to see u
Edward: glad to see you to.... alive... what the hell was that?! Rosalie told me you were dead!
Bella: rose told you that that, so like her, but you believed it
Edward: were is she? I need to give her a little message, and a crowbar. do either you have one?
Alice &Bella: nope
Edward: awwww.....
Rose: * pops up* hey guys if you see Edward tell him I’m... *sees Edward* I gotta go... *runs out window*
Edward: gat back hear! *chases rose with bat from baseball*
Alice: well I got to go after them see you later Bella
Bella: bye bye
Rose: *sitting by a tree with bumps on her head* it was a joke.....
Alice: are you ok rosie posie
Rose: yeah but Edward kept on punching me even after he broke the bat over my head....
Alice: oh im srry will a hug make you feel better
Rose: maybe...
Alice: you do yay*hugs* feel better
Rose: a little *hugs back*
Alice: want a taco
Rose: um.... sure I guess
Alice: *pass taco*
Rose: thanks... *eats taco*
Alice: no probelmo sis =^_^=
Rose: ok you know we cant taste any of this, right? -_-
Alice: yep yep I know but it still fun
Rose: okay...... you are kinda weird
Alice: well that mean to say jerk
Rose: sorry, sorry, do you need something?
Alice: yes I need $20 and a hug
Rose: ok I will give it to you but first, why? that goes more for the money not the hug, I know you just like getting hugs...
Alice: oh just when I go shopping later hehe
Rose: okay..... *gives $20 and hug*
Alice: yay I feel better well im gunna go shopping wana come with
Rose: alright, can we kidnap Bella to? I just like kidnapping her....
Alice: ok you can ill give you 15 sec ok
Rose: ok! *leaves for ten seconds* I'm back! *holding Bella in left arm*
Alice: ok lets go go gooo *head to the car*
Rose: okay! *throws Bella in back of car* hey can you manage not to hit a tree this time, I know I will get in trouble for kidnapping her, but we'll both get killed if you get her killed
Alice: kk =^_^= let get a going what mall do u want to go 2
Rose: doesn’t matter to me, well sense were kidnapping her were do you want to go Bella?
Bella: uhh im still in shock when u kidnapped me but ill go to any one really
Rose: okay then, lets go to the one in port angelas, maybe Bella will get stalked again
Alice: ok let go * stars car and drives off* wow it only 3:00 hehe
Rose: yay, so how long you wanna stay there? I mean after a while Edward will come looking and he probably will have a crowbar this time...
Alice: good point umm how about till 7:35?
Rose: okay that works for me
Alice: time for some nock nock jokes =^_^=
Rose: oh gawd, whos starting?
Alice: ill start
Rose: okay shoot
Alice: knock knock
Rose: who's there?
Alice: tank
Rose: tank who?
Alice: your welcome
Rose: lol, so my turn now! knock knock
Alice: Who there
Rose: midas
Alice: midas who
Rose: midas well open the door cause im not going away
Alice: good one hey we are here
Rose: wow we made it without crashing into a tree 0.o now we just need to avoid cars, buildings, and emo kitties and puppies
Alice: yay that will be easy
Rose: you never know, those emo puppies pop out of nowhere
Alice: well good point
Rose: what ever just park over there *points to an empty spot next to a hobo*
Alice: ok *miss and runs over hobo* uuhhh 0.o
Rose: don’t worr..... oh never mind, he was carrying an emo puppy, oh well, hey can I eat him?
Alice: oh no
Rose: don’t worry don’t worry it was emo anyways, but can I still eat him?
Alice: of cores u can have fun but save some for me
Rose: Yay! *attacks dead hobo*
Alice: hey save some fore me 2
Rose: fine *waits for Alice to join*
Alice: hehe*joins rose*
Rose: Hey do you want the emo puppy or can I have it?
Alice: I want it!
Rose: Fine… *hands over dead emo puppy*
Alice: Yay! *goes over to corner and eats puppy*
Rose: lol, so um... were is everybody? *just realizes there alone* hey bel... OMG SHES GONE! *runs in circles*
Alice: what awwww nooo now where dead
Bella: *was still running towards a dark ally she hope no one would find her*
Rose: calm down *slaps* we can find her! *starts running after Bella following her scent*
Alice: your right fallows I think we're close.
Rose: *see's Bella* stop right there young misses!
Bella: This is not the person you are looking for.
Rose: Bella.... wtf are you talking about?
Bella : this is not Bella I don’t know who u are.
Rose: uh huh sure...... your coming with me 'not Bella' *grabs Bella and drags to build a bear*
Bella : nooo! not Build a Bear!
Rose: *stuffs Bella into poodle costume*
Alice: you look sooo cut hehe *takes pic* heh
Bella: this is soo not fun T-T
Rose: now... what should we dress poodle Bella up as?
Alice: How about a ninja!
Rose: Yes, wait! no no no no, I have a better idea! *runs in back and brings out Elmo costume* heheheheheheh
Alice: Yay! let do it *grabs Bella*
Bella: don’t I get a say in this?
Rose: no... no you don’t *stuff's Bella in costume* now were is a leash
Bella:
Rose: *takes leash and leaves with Bella*
Bella: nooo!
Rose: were shall we go know Alice?
Alice: the shoe store!
Rose: okay! *drags Bella to shoe store*
Bella : hey look it’s Edward!
Rose: oh no *drags Bella in to bushes*
Alice: HiHi eddy *waves*
Edward: umm hi? I thought I just saw rose with a giant Elmo poodle but...
Alice: ummm well are you feeling ok rose I on the third floor with Bella not here hehe yep yep yep.
Edward: um okay..... seeya....*walks away*
Alice: bye bye bro! call me
Rose: phew! I never thought he would leave *jumps out of bushes dragging Bella along * I’m just glad Bella didn’t call Edward *Bella has duck tape over her mouth*
Alice: umm that’s not Bella
Rose: what do you mean?
Alice: look….
Random Person: uhh… can I go now?
Rose: Were did my poodle Elmo GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* throws random person across the street through a building and into the pacific ocean*
Alice: oh no what if Eddy find her! where doomed…
Rose: well then, lets not let him find ....... wait a second, you wanna know what I just realized?
Alice: and what that?
Rose: there are 2 of us, and one of him, we can kill him! Why did I not think of this earlier *runs after Edward* EDDY GET BACK HEAR!
Alice: *becomes a news reporter * We are here live at the mall with rose trying to kill Eddy.
Rose: *punching Edwards head in the wall* wtf are you doing Alice?
Edward: Will you stop that.... ouch it hu....rts..
Alice: I’m ace mew reporter Alice telling you please don’t mess with rose unless you live near a hospital!
Rose: no it would have to be living inside a hospital! but then it might still be to late!
Alice: *hold up a score bored* 10100 *crowd cheers*
Edward: *gets shoved through wall and gets sent all the way to Antarctica*
Rose: okay then, Edward can have his fun with the penguins, in the west pole, you having fun reporter lady Alice?
Alice: sure am I’m like you biggest fan!
Rose: oh thank you thank you, I’m your biggest fan to!
Alice: Hug for loving each other?!?!
Rose: fine *hugs*
*The whole Cullen family joins hug (yes even eddy)*
Rose: Die you *beep*
Announcer: *screen goes black* we are sorry to announce but this material is to disturbing for kids to hear, please enjoy this picture of a koala until rose is done.
Announcer: okay we can go back to rose now.
Rose: *throws eddy throw wall back to Antarctica into a orca's mouth* yay ^^ *joins back in hug with everybody else*
Everybody: 0.0
Rose: what? *hugs again* Yay, no mo eddy
*Everybody in the mall cheers*
Rose: Whoo Hoo! *does thriller dance* oh sorry Bella your Michael Jackson not me, you can do the thriller dance! ^^
Bella: *runs away crying*
Rose: What I do? She is Michael Jackson, oh wait I thinking of Eddy woops…
Alice: lets dancy *music comes on everybody dance*
Rose: WOO HOO DANCE PARTY! *dances*
Alice: Yay! dance more
Rose: *starts dancing like psycho person*
*Cops come*
Alice: I think we should go Rose….
Rose: *already outside* what are you waiting for! COME ON! They have a warrant for my arrest out!
Alice: Wait for me! *runs*
Rose: wow this is Las Vegas all over again, except your hear instead of Michael Jackson.....
Alice: oh thanks and ..weird…
Rose: yeah…don’t ask, but got to say, I got a lot of money at the poker station when I was there, and a lot of beer ^^
Alice: Rose, I think you need help
Rose: Na... *starts smoking dope* I’m good.....
Alice: Give me that! *takes dope*
Rose: Well, if you wanted some you just had to ask *shows Alice bag full of dope*
Alice: Dang... *takes bag* Does Emmet know about this?
Rose: no... why should he know? *grads some dope from bag and walks away*
Alice: I’ll… I’ll tell him and he will be so mad!
Rose: no he wont.... will he even believe you? No, no he wont *begins talking like insane person* and you know What? you gonna die by monkey ninjas for the planet 675fhjgyhu. and they gonna kick you butt....to Lanthiur there moon...
Alice: *calls Emmet* Hi Emmy, yeah Rose has problem so on dope and she really needs you…
Rose: Woah! 0.o how does Sponge Bob now Emmet? Yo Sponge Bob, what’s it like living under the sea.. oh oh oh let me guess, wet....
Alice: See, did you hear that?
Rose: Sponge Bob who you talkin to? Patrick? nonononono your girl friend Mr. Krabs right? ahh I knew it!
Alice: stop her Emmy, please!
Rose: *grabs phone* hey Mr. Krabs Waz Up!!!!!!!! I like armidillos do you like penguins? I like chinchillas!
Ever body: 0.0
Rose: Whatz everybody staring at? Is there a megaladon behind me? Can I pet it?
Alice: no Rose, no you may not…
Rose: Ah... you no fun Sponge Bob... hey look a Cerberus! *runs into middle of street chasing imaginary Cerberus*
Alice: I’ll put her out of her misery *gets gun*
Rose: SPONGEBOB! I GOT A PRESET FOR YOU! *holds up piece of trash she found in street*
Alice: Thanks, now I have some thing for you *holds up gun* your welcome
Rose: *takes gun* were you get this big stick Sponge Bob?
Alice: I didn’t this is just one of your crazy dreams…..
Rose: No.... *gets back to normal* so uh where’s Bella?
Alice: She in the car, why? Are you ok?
Rose: yeah yeah, I’m fine but.... how did Bella end up in the car?
Alice: Well, while you were in Crack Ville I got Bella…
Rose: You know, Crack Ville is really nice, you should go sometime *hands bag of dope*
Alice: no thanks
Rose: no, I insist
Alice: no thank
Rose: fine have it your way lets go…
Alice: *drives off* hey rose can you turn on the radio?
Rose: *turns radio on to 94.3* *let the bodies hit the floor comes on and starts singing along*
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the....... FLOOR!
Bella : O.o
Rose: 1 nothing wrong with me
2 nothing wrong with me
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me
Alice: umm are you ok?
Rose: yes perfectly fine *goes back to singing*
1 something’s got to give
2 something’s got to give
3 something’s got to give
4 something’s got to give NOW!
*everyone start to sing*
Rose: Whoo Hoo! Kareoke party! *grabs mike and continues singing*
Alice: umm when did we have that in the car?
Rose: always, its been in the trunk this wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeee time ^^
Alice: and why am I just now knowing this?
Rose: I don’t know, your an idiot....
Alice: *some thing hit the car* wtf
Rose: did you hit a emo puppy, AGAIN!
Alice: noo I think that was Eddy XD
Rose: I thought I sent him to Antarctica 0.o
Alice: Well, he came back….
Rose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying*
Alice: it ok *hugs * its ok
Rose: no it not okay he ruined my happiness
Alice: I’m so sorry
Rose: well, at least he dead now 4laugh
Alice: want to throw a party?
Rose: helz ya! hey Bella you wanna join!
Bella: no im to disappointed
Rose: With what?
Bella: Eddy dying
Rose: He still alive? Well then let me fix that *jumps in drivers seat and runs over eddy till dead* see all better!
Alice: you have problems my friend….
Rose: well anyways, what do you wanna do now Be.... oh she’s being emo, so what now?
Alice: I dont know....
Rose: hmmm..... how about hid-n- seek with the werewolves? there easy to find... Hey Bella! you can merry a werewolf now!
Bella: what?
Rose: cmon bella, we all now you like Jacob ^^
Bella: no i dont
Rose: sure..... then explain this! *holds up picture of jacob and bella kissing*
Bella: that soo not me that jaspher
Rose: *looks at picture* EWWWW! What the.... what is you husbands problem, Alice!?!? ewwww.......
Alice: wtf??
Rose: Don't you pay attention to your own husband! gawd, i think i'm scared for life...
Alice: Me two....
Rose: Okay, I'm going to try and forget what i just saw and do you still want to go play hide and seek with the werewolves? Jaspher cant come though.... not after what I saw.... ew...
Alice: yhea, i agree, let do it!
Rose: Alright! Take us to La Push Alice!
Alice: Ok here we go! yay for joy rides!
Rose: Wait a sec, joy ride! Alice, please dont hit a tree
Alice: Fine mis.kill joy
Rose: I don't want to ruin all your fun though so..... do you wanna hit a tree with bella attached to it, i was planning on tying her up at La Push anyways, she would be a total kill joy then... ^^
Alice: ok you get Bella and I get the rope
Rose: OKAY! *grabs Bella from back of car and drags to tree near road*
Alice: ok i found a rope *ties up Bella * ok let do this
Rose: yes...... MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! *jumps in car*
Alice: start car in 3...2...1
Rose: ... what, aren't you going to say liftoff?
Alice: ok... *run into tree at 100mph* lol is she dead?
Rose: let me see..... *looks out window* what the.... ALICE! you hit the wrong tree! *points to Bella tied up across the road*
Alice: oops... my bad but that was fun
Rose: okay, this is great..... the car probably wont run now.... so what we going to do with bella? we could just run and leave her tied to the tree... a hobo might rape her but she wont last long.....
Alice: ok lets go *start to run*
Rose: sweetness *follows alice* bye Bella! you gonna get rapped by a hobo!
Bella: *crying* god i hat you all
Rose: Love you to!
Alice: Hey look a cow
Rose: Don't go near it, their vicous!
Alice: Really? I didn't know that...
Rose: yes, they killed my real mommy...
Alice: Oh no that teribel
Rose: I know, and then they got the sheep to kill my daddy...
Alice: hehe animals hate you
Rose: I know
Alice: hey, were did belle go? &- Short turm memorie loss
Rose: umm, tied up to a tree getting rapped bye a hobo?
Alice: Oh cool, hey want to go see two old lady fight over pudding
Rose: uh sure, i'll kill jacob later
Alice: ok let go to the old people home!
Rose: you know i use to do charity work at old peoples homes?
Alice: *gasp* really
Rose: yep, used to sing chrismas carols there
Alice: you can sing ??
Rose: yes.....
Alice: cool you never told me that I can make you famous
Rose: yeah, thats what my dad said before I got rapped
Alice: oh...werid .......and I never said that ......... want a hug?
Rose: Maybe
Unknown Person: ninja
Alice: ok then, werid, were the ninja come from?
Rose: oh hes my buddy carl, carl doesnt talk much
Carl: ninja
Alice: hello carl, i hate you
Carl: *dissapears in puff of smoke*
Rose: that wasn't nice...
Alice: come on carl, I was joking
Rose: To late know, he hates you
Alice: well then all I can say now is aflack
Rose: okay, whatever, now about those two old ladies fighting over pudding.....
Alice: oh yhea let go * start to run*
Rose: Whoo Hoo! *follows*
*6 min later *
Alice:where here and just in time, there about to start
Rose: awsomeness!
Alice: look front row seats, lucky us
Rose: *starts watching old ladies fight* hehehehehehehe
Alice: go go go go go go whoo
Rose: yeah! shove that cane down her throat!
Alice: this is beter then tv
Rose: yes, yes it is
Alice: hmm do you think bell is ok?
Rose: no, she probably dead.... XD
Alice: cool after this do you want to go try to find her body and sell it on ebay
Rose: thats probably the best idea you've had all day... lets do it
Alice: yay for comploments
Rose: *starts running towards were bella was*
Alice: wait up vamp. buddy
Rose: you catch up!
Alice: fine i will *runs past Rose* see ya
Rose: Wait Alice! Theres a Cliff!
Alice: what there no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rose: *stops running at edge of cliif* ARE YOU AT THE BOTTOM YET!
Alice: no not yet
Rose: OKAY! *waits*
*10 min later*
Alice: I dont think im even half way there
Rose: hmmm..... *goes buy popcorn and watches a movie*
Alice: save some for me!
Rose: well hurry up and hit the ground already then
Alice: fine *hit ground* owy
Rose: oh look the popcorns all gone
Alice:curreess yyyoooouuuu
Rose: hehehehe, See Ya! *runs to Bella's body*
Random Ninja: *takes body and runs*
Rose: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! What about my money from ebay
Random Ninja: *throws penny at Rose*
Rose: I could Have sold her for a lot more! but i'm keeping the penny cool
Random Ninja: walks away ninja
Rose: tell carl i said hi!
Random Ninja: ok i will see ya later
Rose: ok then, what do we do now alice?
Alice: Wanna go get pizza?
Rose: sure, um..., can we go play hide and seek with the werewolves after that, PLEAZE!
Alice: fine we can
Rose: yes, jacob will die! ok now about the pizza,were to?
Alice: wanna do nypd or papa jones
Rose: hmmm.... papa jones!
Alice: ok lets go *start to fly*
Rose: okay..... since when can you fly?
Alice: all you need is truth trust and pixe dust
Rose: I dont have any pixie dust....
Alice: here *throw pixie stick at you*
Rose: yay pixie stick! *dumps pixie stick on head and starts flying*
Alice: yay you can fly
Rose: *hits tree* very badly...
Alice: hehe you be a pro in no time
Rose: I hope so
Alice: Will you trust me?
Rose: that depends, trust you with what?
Alice: your soul muhahaha twisted
Rose: hmmmmm.......... no
Alice: boo you
Rose: I might have trusted you if it weren't for that evil laugh stare
Alice: fine let me try it agin ...... with your soul 4laugh
Rose: sure ^_^
Alice: yay look were here
Rose: YAY! *fly through the front doors and hits glass*
Alice: oooh are you ok
Rose: i'm fine.... HEY LOOK A UNICORN! HI TOM *waves*
Alice: Tom Tom !.... i know him *shows pic * i know him
Rose: omg! i cant believe! Lets go to candy mountian
Alice: YHEA let do after pizza first
Rose: okey dokey, then after candy mountain, Jacob twisted
Alice: yes twisted
Rose: okay * hits glass again* >.< owchy
Alice: *opens door*
Rose: you suck
Alice: I know
Rose: *runs inside* owww i want that and that and some of that on my pizza
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