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tink's confessions of a teenage mind
men vs. women
WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER THEN WOMEN
> 1. We keep our last name.
> 2. The garage is all ours.
> 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> 4. Chocolate is just another snack.
> 5. We can be president.
> 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
> 8. The world is our urinal.
> 9. We never have to drive to another gas station
> because this one's just too icky.
> 10. Same work, more pay.
> 11. Wrinkles add character.
> 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
> 13. People never stare at our chest when we're
> talking to them.
> 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is
> practically expected.
> 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our
> feet.
> 16. One mood, ALL the time.
> 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> 18. We know stuff about tanks.
> 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> 20. We can open all our own jars.
> 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can
> still be our friend.
> 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> 24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to
> turn a nut on a bolt.
> 27. We almost never have strap problems in public
> 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
> 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe
> decades.
> 30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
> 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
> 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
> seasons.
> 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
> 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives,
> on December 24, in 45 minutes.





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