ice cream van girl: me?
me: YES YOU! YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM MAN ARE YOU NOT?
ice cream van girl: no
me: YOU - NO?
ice cream van girl: no, i'm an ice cream van girl
me: IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME, NOW GET ME THE CREAM THAT IS ICED!
ice cream van girl: what flavor?
me: I...WHAT FLAVOR?
ice cream van girl: yes, what flavor? if i get it wrong u won't like it, so, what flavor would you like?
me: E... IS THERE ANY MINT CHOC-CHIP?
ice cream van girl: no, sorry, all out of chocolate
me: WELL, THEN... IS THERE ANY...ERM... CHOCOLATE?
ice cream van girl: no, there's strawberry?
me: STRAWBERRY!!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
(die)
ice cream van girl: you want toppings with that?
