A lot has happened in the last month.
Where to start?
1. I am still working.
2. I turned 22 on November 7th. And that was fun.
3. s**t happened.
4. I don't remember.
5. Kevin Moore, one of my best friends in the entire world came home from Afganistan for 2 weeks before being shipped to England. We have hung out for the last 6 days straight. Tomorrow is his last day before he leaves.
We had a blast hanging out down in St. George. A good friend of ours, Keely (pronounced "Kee Lee" wink lives down there and she invited us to stay with her for a few days.
Funny story. While we were down there in St. George, Keely's friend (who shall be known as "Bald Creepy ********" wink invited us to "A kick-a** bonfire. It is going to be huge and we will have drinks and munchies and tons of people there. It is going to be great!"
So, we go there. It started at about 8:30 and by 9 was in full swing. Yeah. The "huge" bonfire consisted of a single burning pallet. In their defense, they did manage to bring a total of four so they could keep it burning for a full 20 minutes.
The "tons" of people ended up being 12 redneck Mormons. And a redneck wigger.
Drinks and Munchies equaled a six-pack of Barq's Root Beer and a half-eaten bag of Lay's potato chips.
After about 10 minutes of listening to these insipid morons talk about "last Sunday's lesson", I had to have some nicotine. So, Kevin and I walk about 30 feet away and I light up.
Kevin turned to me and said, "Dude, I don't have anything to say to these bastards. There is nothing that we can relate on."
Then I quipped, "Well, you could always make up some story about fisting a cow. I am sure that someone here can relate (or is related to) that."
So he did. He walks back to the "bonfire", waits for a lull in the masturbatory whining and then says as loud as he can, "So, two weeks ago, I was elbow deep in a cow's a**." I started laughing so hard I dropped my cigarette.
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