-If you've read Maximum Ride, you'll get this... but you'll still get if you haven't... Well, this a monologue I wrote for theatre class... enjoy!-


-Diary of Iggy-
-Written & Performed By xXPumkin PrincessXx-


Dear Diary,

I hate Mondays… I really do… Oh, you want to hear about my day? Really? Okay, well, you asked for it!

It all started out like any morning… I woke up, turned on the lights… Dark, as usual. & then it all went downhill from there…

Ha ha, Aren’t families great? Especially when they rearrange ALL of the furniture?! Yeah, that’s what I thought… since my early-rising family just LOVE to do that! Let’s see… I ran over… 3, no 4, side tables, tripped over 8 rugs… hmm… I lost count from there...

Well, whaddaya know! They rearranged the kitchen as well! So, since I couldn’t find the kitchen table, there was no breakfast for me! How wonderful!

Since breakfast was out of the question, I decided to take a shower… Dang, isn’t my family just HILARIOUS? The bathroom disappeared! Trust me, I was all laughs by now…

Dirty, empty stomach, & full bladder, I knew today could NOT get any worse… well, guess again…

After other mishaps in my morning routine, I ran outside to catch my bus… which I missed. Oh, joy. So, I jumped into my car to drive to school…

I get out of the driveway just fine, but guess what? I got into a five car wreck! Whoopdee-flippin’-doo!

So, guess where I spent my morning? At the insurance company’s office, the police station, & the auto repair shop! Gotta love Mondays!

So, that was pretty much my day in a nutshell—wait… how am I even writing this?! I’m freaking BLIND… I must have forgot to mention that detail…

Signed (Somehow),

Iggy Griffiths, 14, & sadly, blind