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All The Dinosaurs Died Out Because You Touch Yourself At Night.
I believe I quote Mahatma Gandhi when I say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream
scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream
scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream
scream scream scream scream scream
wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance
Perhaps I'm misquoting.
Anyway, no one reads this stupid thing anyway, I can basically put whatever nonsense I want in here.
*I INVENTED THE INTERNET!
*O.J. WAS FRAMED!
*DOES ANYONE FIND IT INAPPROPRIATE THAT THE MAGIC BULLET BLENDER HAS THE SAME NICKNAME AS THE BULLET USED TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT KENNEDY?!?
*I WAS THE WALRUS!
dramallama <---(It's a llama)






User Comments: [6]
Professor Quilty
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 10:39am


It's nice to know how much you had me in mind while writing this blog. stare




I want better.




I just wasted a good minute of my life reading that.



Not like I haven't wasted FIVE YEARS or anything trying to read you out.



Guess I just gotta feel my way through you. idea <~~~It's a light bulb. Like I just had a miraculous idea or something, but you know we as natures joke don't have ideas. Ideas come from smart old men who have worked their way through college and was deprived of food and money. Those are the ones with ideas, Man.


A CAR THAT RUNS ON WATER, MAN! eek <~~~ Earl's face when I toot on him.



Enjoy your night. Like it will be your last.


Professor Quilty
Community Member





Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 11:28am


I want a refund.


This is CRAP.


Just like RAP.


Haha.


See what I did thurr?

I rhymed something nasty with something annoying.


i aM SMART!

Dun i jus KNOCK your socks off?

No, seriously, they're mocking me and you know what?...They smell....HORRIBLY. Yeah, that's right. Horribly. It's like you NEFFER do your laundry.


I ranted, but I'm not gonna put it here. I'll put it in your book where it belongs.


Rats On Crack Attack
Community Member





Tue Mar 17, 2009 @ 11:24pm


Awwwwwwwwwwwww, you read my faggy rantings! 4laugh


Quilty Stitches
Community Member





Sat Apr 18, 2009 @ 08:40am


ilu and that is why. Now give me your number and MAKE ME PIE!


Rats On Crack Attack
Community Member





Sun Apr 19, 2009 @ 12:37am


YOU make ME pie, woman!
We are sooo cyber pie-feuding now.


Quilty Stitches
Community Member





Wed Apr 22, 2009 @ 03:45am


I will win this pie fight. I have made you a dozen pies and what do I get in return? Nothing. Some veggie-ta-bowls. GROSS.
Now, I want a Murphy-pie. No, wait, that's a stud muffin. Hmm, I want a giraffe-pie. I want a giraffe's neck stuck in the middle of a pie. That is what I want. *In obnoxious demanding voice* Gimme mai pie!!!

I'll give you a belly rub if 'ya do! :3


User Comments: [6]
 
 
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