Friend sent me a valentine, greatest thing ever! XD
Dear Nymphaea Nymphalidae,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a bloody journey to the deepest babies of my brains. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in atlantis and dance with me across the undulating donky? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and rape like torturing explosives?
go eat babies
edit: OMG heres one I sent back, I love these...
You know how the song goes: "sexual men say only monkeys rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your flaming embrace. Now I know how Haseo felt when the brains first parted to reveal Endrance silhouetted against a explosive sky. It was aroused at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, removing carefully until you get here.
I rape you when you close your eyes.
· Sat Feb 14, 2009 @ 01:12am · 1 Comments