Entry 1.02: Reboot.
Current time is Unkown. Current location is Somewhere deep in the Dark woods.
Fortunately not hopelessly lost. Because no one knows these Parts of the Woods better than me.
-Sionee Knight
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OMG!! valentine's day is near!!! heart Love is in the air!! heart lots and lots of people doing gooey stuff heart
RUN FOR YA'LL LIVES!!! gonk for there's a highly contagious disease running amock in this special day, but here's a anti-love potion that will 100% guaranteed :
exclaim a cup of weird colored ice-cream exclaim a tablespoon of potato chip crumb, for flavor exclaim gummy worms, for that squishy texture *EVIL LAUGH* exclaim fresh onions, for that sweet aroma exclaim a dash of tabasco sauce, for zing exclaim a few pieces of ampalaya, for healthy bits
mix it well, give it to someone(you know) to drink. she/he'll surely aviod you like a PLAGUE!!!
P.S. you'll get grounded for this
for more MORE anti-valentines: survival guide in Kzone.com.ph or buy the magazine 3nodding