As I was walking down a path one day I was stopped by a mysterious stranger. This stranger had four feet of thick purple hair topped with a monstrosity of a hat. The hat was green with yellow frill and a pom of blue yarn on the top, on the side it read "Save the krill from the whales". I was puzzled by the quote and flabbergasted that he would wear such a garment when I noticed his face. I could describe his face in two words, but I don't want to so I will just move on. The rest of his ensemble consisted of a puffy coat of which I could only call disgustingly hideous, but it matched his face so all was well. He also had a pair of pants with a bunch of straps and buttons that I couldn't help but giggle at. Not only that stuff but he also appeared to have some kind of a**l issues because he walked very oddly. The gloves he was equipped with were some of those stupid ones with finger sleeves and that covered his whole hand. I immediately marked him as probably being an a*****e so I just looked at him until he said whatever rubbish he had to say. He proceeded to ask me very politely what the time happened to be. I responded to this with outrage, murdered him on the spot, hid him in some bushes and continued along with my business. Later I thought that I may have overreacted but I let it go. Wait, I got confused for a second there, that never happened. I was thinking of the time when I was walking by Smoker's Pass and walked past a guy who was yelling at some kids. I bet they had it coming, the little bastards. You can understand how I got the first part though, the happenings were very similar. The first definitely never happened though, that would be very strange indeed.
· Wed Jan 21, 2009 @ 04:28am · 0 Comments