January 8, 11:56 PM
I came home boozed one night, slid into bed beside my gf, and fell into a deep
I awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep'
I was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me
back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and
that is as a chicken.' I was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send me to a
farm near my home. The next thing I knew, I was covered with feathers, clucking,
and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day
'Not bad,' I replied, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an
'Never,' I said .
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' a
few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! I was overcome with emotion
as I experienced motherhood. I soon laid another egg -- my joy was
overwhelming!!! As I was about to lay my third egg, I felt a smack on the back
of my head, and heard my girlfriend shout..... 'Dammit,! Wake up. You're
shitting in the bed!
· Fri Jan 09, 2009 @ 05:44am · 0 Comments