From the Glamour magazine, 2006 written by Eliza Marston.
Ladies, I think you should pay attention to this one...not only is it funny as hell, it may be insightful. ^_~


8 signs he's a man...

1. Knows when a suit is required. Owns one. Wears it without complaint.

2. No condom? He doesn't mind waiting 'till tomorrow.

3. Your mother loves him.

4. He drives fast--but safe enough that you can let yourself fall asleep on the passenger side.

5. Is able to carry a child on his shoulders without bumping her/his head on the door frame.

6. Can tell if you fake your orgasm--and cares.

7. Heandles breakups (and all other major conversations) in person.

8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the little boy he used to be.

8 Signs he's still a boy...

1. Believes that putting things away sucks all the joy out of life.

2. Names his dog after something alcoholic.

3. Your father hates him.

4. Still owns a giant foam #1 finger.

5. Any job that requires a suit? Total sellout, man.

6. Perrenial plan B: Mom'll do it.

7. Can become aroused by a slight breeze.

8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the man he'll become....someday.