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1. Hello my name is Kevin. I know its not a great or magnificent name but it is mine.
(a) If you wanna know my full name you gotta get to know me first, no exceptions.
(b) I'm 22, don't question my age or I will prove it.

2. I live in Washington, you don't like it... too bad.

3. I am a White-Native American. Just because my User Name may sound Asian, do not assume I am one.

4. Do not assume because of the last comment that I am against dating or have completely given up on it. I'm just going through a rough period.
(a) Nor am I Racist, just for the record.

5. Punctuation Nazi's can go shove it. I have a reading disorder that stiffles me from using punctuation properly.
(a) I used a punctuation and spell checker on this to make it easier on you.

6. Grammar and Spelling Nazi's: If you can understand me, Shut up.

7. I'm a big pervert, so if it offends you, deal with it.
(a) If you have a problem with a guy who knows the power of persuasion boobs have over men then you are more afraid of women then you let on.
(b) I have a p***s and that entitles me to have opinions about women that may be sexually vulgar. If this offends anyone, then its clear you have not fully understood your sexuality.

8. I am me.
(a) If you have a problem with who I am then ignore me.
(b) I do not change for anyone but myself.
(c) As I experience things in life I change a little alot of the time with out noticing it. If you notice a change for the better, let me know. I'll try to make it a habit.
(d) On the same note, if you notice a bad change let me know so that I can try and work it back out.

9. I am not materialistic. Money is okay but I will take happiness any day. Especially a good smile.

10. I have the right to amend this document at any time.

Amendment 1
If I am angsty, don't come picking fights. You wont win unless you have a box of Frosted Flakes. I don't tend to appretiate attitudes when I am angsty so I don't care if its not directed at me. ******** fake Chipper if you have to, just don't bring a fight.

Amendment 2
No one is exempt from all rules and statements.
{a} You don't like that, too bad.
{b} I do not subject anyone else to this amendment unless I feel it nessicary.
{c} The previous were replaced due to lack of contact.

Amendment 3
I like hugs.
{a} On occation a good molesting/glomptackle.

Amendment 4
If you don't like what I have to say. Don't say anything. Simple as that.

Amendment 5
I reserve the right to be unhappy.




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