mr. holey bed post...
NO!!!! DOWN MR. HOLEY BED POST!!!!!!! *beats with rolled up newspaper* ahem..... sorry 'bout that... he was geting a little out of hand... heh... well, that's ok, it's all taken care of now!
3nodding HOLEY CHEESE!!!!! wow, i havn't been on in quite a long time! sad rite?.... hold on... NO!!!!! NO EATING MY CHEESE CAKES!!!!! THEY IS MINE!!!! HEAR ME?!?!?! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... jeez. some people, er, bed posts... well, they could be doorknobs... *doorknob falls on head* ....stupid arora.... ANYWAY! despite my constent inturuptions, my life has been pretty...ummm...normal...ish... *sigh* one moment please... *takes out chainsaw* OK, THAT'S IT. IF YOU TOUCH ONE MORE THING, I SWARE, I'M GONA CUT UR LEGS OFF, AND THEN SKIN YOUR TONGUE, DUMP THE SHAVINGS INTO YOUR EYES, AND MAKE YOU SWOLLOW THE MIDDLE!!!!! GOT THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!... ok, i'm better now...heh, some people... never learn...erm...bed posts...
I am Waffle; for whom there is no method, only madness.