Episode DOS!!!
Slumber Party
Ukokun is sitting quietly inside his house, reading a Stephen King novel, when all of a sudden, there's a loud, rapid banging at his front door.
Cinea: UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rapping on the door with both hands*
Ukokun: *glares up at the door, grinding his teeth together in infuriation*
Cinea: UK!!!!!!! COME QUICK!!!! I'M THROWING A SLUMBER PARTY OVER AT MAH PLACE!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin *continues banging on door*
Ukokun: rolleyes ..... *gets up and opens the door*
Cinea: HI!!! ^-^ *giggles* .........................
......Silence.........
Ukokun shuts the door on Cinea, shaking his head in annoyance.
Cinea barges into the house and prances gracefully to Ukokun, who has sat back down in his chair to continue reading.
Cinea: UK, WANNA GO TO MEH PARTY? ^-^
Ukokun: *looking up from his book* No...
Cinea: Aww.... but I want you to COOOME....... sad
Ukokun: I said........ NO.......
Cinea: ._. ....*whines* .... *looks around* ....... Hmmm......... *goes over to Ukokun's desk* ..... I wonder what's in your diary! biggrin *opens the diary up*
Ukokun: stressed ...... So how about that slumber party?!
Cinea: YAY!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD LESGO!!!! ^^
Cinea takes Ukokun by his wrist and pulls him along the way over to his house.
Ukokun: God..... please KILL me...... ¬_¬.....
Cinea: *opens the door to his house* YAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!! HE'S HERE EVERYBODY, HE'S HERE!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin !!!
Cinea's house is all decorated with streamers, garland, and balloons. There are snacks lined up on a table, along with soda. Ukokun notices that the other attendees of the slumber party happen to be Cinea's stuffed animals.
Ukokun: ........... You have the right mind to call this pathetic gathering a PARTY??
Cinea: ISN'T IT GREAT?! ^-^
Ukokun: I'm outta here.... ¬_¬ *starts heading for the door*
Cinea: *pulling Ukokun back in* BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE! biggrin
Ukokun: rolleyes ........ ughh.... FINE.... I guess it won't hurt.....
Cinea: YAY!!!!!!!!!!! *clapping rapidly, all excited and hyped up* ^-^
During the slumber party, Cinea and Ukokun engage in a variety of activities, ranging from playing Monopoly against the stuffed polar bear, to trying to stand on each others' heads, and watching Sesame Street on TV. Ukokun is now at the epidemy of bored at this point in time.
Ukokun: God damn it.... I could be watching a f---ing PORNO right now! >.<'
They eat snacks and have a most peculiar time together. Finally, after 2 1/2 hours, Ukokun finally gives in.
Ukokun: That's it.... I'm leaving.... I'm tired...... good BYE.... *heads for the door*
Cinea: Ah, but WAIT!!!
Ukokun: *irritatedly* ..... yeeeeesss?
Cinea: ,,,,,,,,,,,, You forgot to hug all the other guests goodbye! ^-^
Ukokun: ............ I stopped hugging stuffed animals when I was 4...... good night.... *goes to leave*
Stuffed Polar Bear: I WANT A HUG!
Ukokun stops, wide-eyed. He turns around and gives Cinea a nasty look.
Ukokun: ............. don't do that.... *continues walking out*
Cinea: But it wasn't me..... o.o
Ukokun: What?? *turns around* Then who WAS--
Stuffed Polar Bear: GIMME A HUG!!!
Ukokun: O____O;;; *is frozen in place*
Soon, all the stuffed animals begin to move. They stretch out and get up from the floor, walking toward Cinea and Ukokun like zombies.
Ukokun: 0__o' .....
Stuffed Animals: *chanting* hug....... hug...... HUG...... HUG...... HUG........ HUG........ HUG!!!! HUG!!!!
Cinea: WAAAAAAaaaAAaaaaAAAaAaAAAH!!!!!! X______________X;;;;
The stuffed animals continue chanting and come closer... With a fierce look on his face, Ukokun grabs his katana and slashes it across in front of him. Cinea looks like he is about to piss his pants.
Ukokun: Alright..... you suckers want a piece of me?? Come and get it.
As the furry creatures get closer, Ukokun charges at them full speed and slashes them. As he swings his katana across the stuffed-animals' torsos, they begin to bleed where he struck them. One by one he slashes through them and attacks them to the ground. He twists one creatures' neck around, and bashes him into the ground. He knocks another one out with a few strong punches, and he knees another one right in the face.
After 10 minutes of fighting single-handedly against a dozen stuffed animal zombies, the fighting finally ceases, and Ukokun is able to rest. The room is now messy and full of bloody stuffed animal bodies.
Ukokun: Kids... stuffed animals are NOT toys... burning_eyes
Cinea: I-i-is it safe yet?!?! O____O
Ukokun: *trying to catch his breath, putting his katana away* .... yeah....
Cinea creeps out reluctantly, looking all around him at the battle-scarred living room.
CineaO____________O..................
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Ukokun looks at him, still catching his breath a bit.
Ukokun: ............ w-what? .......
Cinea: THIS WAS THE BEST SLUMBER PARTY EVEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D!!!!
END!!!
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LOL! FUNNY! Xd heart domokun