Some crazy times from Ninpou: ninja arts clan
.....clickie &3
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/clans-of-battle/ninpou-ninja-arts-clan-recruiting/t.29140191_10191/
&&& 1rst day at Ninpou, credit to Tsubi for finding it :3
x A R O U x: -Bumps into wall- ....Ive come to realize...I cant see Dx
Yukikage Sasuke Kilik: It's that damn veil xD
x A R O U x:But its what makes me sexy D
Yukikage Sasuke Kilik: lol BUT YOU CAN'T SEE D:
x A R O U x: Aw
fook joo---
Yukikage Sasuke Kilik: Pee Pee Toilet
Tsubioshi: Har har YOU DO THAT
OUTSIDEKilik: But the newspaper isn't at the door, I don't know any better D:
Tsu: Someone forgot to put the paper outt....
TASHI D&Mizukin: Damn Tashi he always forgets D:
Tsu:We need a new maid. O: WE'LL STICK
OATH IN A MAIDS OUTFIT x3
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They will see, we'll fight until eternity
Come with me, we'll stand and fight together
Through our strength, we'll make a better day tomorrow
We shall never S U R R E N D E R - Mizu
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Mizu:Accept the pain... LOVE the pain.
Sora:Be the pain? O:
Mizu: NUH, you aren't cool enough to be the pain
Sorahime88:
emo *Goes to Kilik's emo corner*
Mizukin: but Kilik peed there D:
sora:*Finds a corner of Kilik's emo corner that's not peed on*
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Sora:_O Kilik's wearing a thong? *Nosebleed* D: *Quickly stems the flow* *cough* ninja
Mizu:OMG WHERE!? -faints-
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Mizukage Senjiin: NARUTU SAND NINJARS FTW!!! XD
Jokedaemos: Narutu sand ninjars =P
Senjiin:Gaara
Pwns Water ninjas!
Tsubioshi: DOES THAT MEAN
TSU & SENSejiin: ho
shite O:
(note: Tsubi is kazekage)---
Tsubi:
Kiliklicious definition make them boys go crazy.
(enough said
rofl rofl )
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Kilik: Hm...I'll have to tell Tsu to update our stocks of crack. o:
Tsubioshi: GAH I have to do the labor around here D8&
Kilik: Yeah, 'cause you spelled labour without the u. DERN AMERICAN SPELLING D&
Tsu: I DONT NEED A U IN LABOR Brit.
talk2hand Kilik: Dern right I'm a Brit D& XD
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Kilik: Tsu the scribble pervert T___T
Tsu: Kilik the Cactuar...person. NO RAPER
Kilik: I dun rape the cactuars, they're too prickly &&
Tsu:Thats the way you like it
domokun Kilik: Green and prickly??
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kilik: xD Their birdsong loses it's appeal when you realize it's all just territorial. Basically the birds are all
"HEY THIS IS MAH FRIGGIN' TREE BRANCH, YOU GUYS DON'T TOUCH OR I'LL KEEEL YOU D&"
Dern defensive birds. -
rofl ---
joke: the suspense is killing me
Tashi: Tell Suspense to leave your body in a ditch and cover it with leaves for me, please.
Tsubioshi: Are you gonna eat it?
Tashi: No I don't want to smell a rotten Joke. D:
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Anzu (Me): what happened to the good old, old days when work was how you had fun .......
push'n those buggys and plow'n those feilds XD
Shiro: agree and how could you youngster destroy your eyesight with those television back in my days we had a old fashion radio and back in my day we mumble mumble.... *falls asleep*
kilik: Yeah we also used to...-grumbles in rocking chair-
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Anzu: I'm just woundering how this waffle house came to be. I must have closed my eyes to long cause now I'm a the co-owner of a waffle hut.....knock out drugs perphaps....
ninja Jin_The_Samurai_93: nope no pills just a bat * smacks in head *MUAHhahahah works every time :B
jokedaemos: Abuse throw him in the brig!
lil shiro yagami: no make him walk the plank
jokedaemos: no f**k your one piece ways(gota gi go gota gi gooooooooooooo yohooooooooo) were throwing him in the ******** ninja jail D&
lil shiro yagami: no put him in a iron maiden you know those weird coffins with spike on the inside
yay iron maiden
Anzu: 0:
sen Jin better watch his back.....
xd ---
Deciding on Ninpou's mascot : Mr. popp (from Dbz) or David Bowie (FTW!!)
this takes the cake ....
Senjiin: ARE YOU NEW TO THE INTERWEBZ? Bowie is everywhere...
I know what can settle this.. Popo is a fictional character and Bowie is realz.
Reality pwns. O:------
Tsu: KILIK CALLED ME SHINY
Anzu: ish fun being shiny....you can blind everyone o:
Sora:Like a shiny penny shiny?
surprised Tsu: Ridiculously shiny
Kilik: 8D
New to stores, Limited edition shiney Tsu.
Now with 5 different catchphrases including:
"IMMA MAMA TSU I MAKE-AH THE BABY PIZZA FOR YOOOU."
Buy Now!
(Note:Mama Tsu is part of Ninpou Industries, Ninpou is not responsible for any Broken limbs, stabbings, chokings or general mishaps when children play with Limited edition Mama Tsu.) ----
Tsu: Youngest to Oldest Tree, Oath, Joke?, Tashi, everyone else
Joke: danm im old.........
Kilik: No. D&
Kilik:Tree, Oath, Joke, Tashi, Tsu, Rachel, Shiro, Anzu, Happster, Sen, Me, Nanceh
.__.
-headdesks
Tsu:YAY FOR BEING THE BORDERLINE
kilik: Yay for being one of the old coots at the end of the ninpou timeline?
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Muziie:Im comin chu invade your Privacy &D
Kilik: Raaaape.
T^T
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Muzziie:damn cellular communication devices
Kilik: And this "Internet" whatever the hell that is.
Some kind of fishing net?
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Tsubi/ (edited by ) Sen:
THERE ONCE WAS A BEAN
THE END
EPILOGUE:
He was eaten by Tsu
PROLOGUE:
The bean was called Mitsubishi and the pony was a unicorn
The magic castle was filled with naked apron fanservice and the cave was the site of 20 different rape accounts
In Ireland
They lived off of booze and the hat and shoes stole his Lucky charms
And then they raided South Shores
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Sora: You guys are getting married? O: What about Kilik/Tashi? O: (directed at kilik and sen)
Sen: Tashi was mean ;-; so ma'ma tsu ate him last night
Kilik: Imma marry you aaaaalll. :3
Joke: popos onley into straight marriges anywhose
Kilik: It is a straight marriage.
A straight guy marrying another straight guy, duh.
Besides, Imma marry Popo eventually anyway.
I said aaaaalll of you :3
Sen: LIES! yout just covering for him when he is really off touching those little boys. D&
Tashi: I ATE HER BACK. D&
Joke: you be goin on the show cheaters
Kilik: That's not cheating.
It's multi-commitment :3
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Kilik: Ninpou storm squad move out! We can't be letting this Ike steal our members. D&
Sora: O: We have one? O-O
Kilik: We do now. MOVE OUT DAMNIT !
Sora: *Fap, fap, fap*
Kilik: .__. Pardon?
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Sora: If you guys suddenly go offline, I'll flip R. O: XD XD
Sora: Anzu went off. XD *FLIPPEHS R, chu sexah beast* XD XD
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Mu: Nuh when I said hey sexy and chu all like -laugh/dimples- and im all HOMG -eyerapes-
Sora: O: R can rape you with her eyes... O: ONOZ! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!
Mu: Chu already been raped hoe
Sora: Nuh you haven't
razz Mu: How do you know
Sora: Because
I eyeraped you first I know. :3
Mu: We eyeraped eachother :0
Anzu: Nao! I eyerapped both of you!! see how my eyes are red form over-useage!!
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Mu: odsajilsjadkjaksjd
IMA GO GOD MODE ON CHU FOOLS
IM EPIC
I KILL YOU BOTH SOMEHOW BY BLOWING UP THE WORLD BUT STILL BEING FINE MYSELF BECAUS EIM AWESOME
So Nancy. How are you?
Tsu: Admiral Tsu also wants a twopence, but is broke in pixelated money
Kilik: Admiral Tsu needs to stop spending her booty.
Tsu: Captain Kilik should supervise the admiral's booty-inuendo not intended-
Kilik: I bet it was intended. You pervert you.
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Kilik: In times of boredom post an attention seeking image and call people retarded if they don't get it's meaning?
Way to feed the ego?
Creek:
If you looked at the Chicken, you're somewhat retarded.
&:T
Tsubi:I LOOKED AT IT. AND IT DID NOT GIVE ME VISUAL PLEASURE BACK
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“HOLYSHIT!,” Mom said. “It's been a long time since I've seen that!”
We grabbed a snack of cookies and rape and opened the trunk. It had about twelftynine old vinyl records. They were too vajayjay! tsubioshi and senjiin giggled as I held up one that had a singer with a particularly awful haircut on the front.
“Sure, he's no Tashi, but when I was your age, all the girls in my class had pictures of Anzu hanging in our lockers!” said Mom, smiling.
Finally, I went off to the attic. It wasn't long before I fornicated downstairs with a purrrrdy smile on my face and a big suitcase in my arms.
We excitedly unzipped the suitcase. tsubioshi held up a pair of black manskirts with big daisies all over them. senjiin held up a black frilly dress that had smexy shoes to match!
“Well!” Mom laughed. “I see you've found my clothes from high school. Maybe I could wear that black manskirt when I chaperone tsubioshi's field trip next week.”
“Maybe NOT,” tsubioshi replied.
WELL TSU SHOWED HER
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Kilik: There was an old kilik who swallowed a tsu,
She swallowed the tsu to catch the sen,
She swallowed the sen to catch the tashi,
That plummeted and plummeted and plummeted inside her.
She swallowed the tashi to catch the anzu,
I don't know why she swallowed the anzu.
I guess she'll rape.
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[this made me Lolz]
xTashi: Btw Anzu, what do you want for your birthday?
Joke: she wants yami in bed.
Tsu: SHE WANTS ME
scream Kilik: Room for one more? :3
Tsu: No Kilik
mrgreen 4laugh gonk ------NEW STUFF SECTION------ 1/19/10MU: Everyone should know me and Andrew invented a new word. Well he made it and I gave it a meaning.
Glail [gleyl]
–verb
1. To flail as a homosexual; referring to the term 'gay' as a word for homosexuality.
See also: Flail, Gay, Homosexual, Homosexuality.
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Kilik: 'Andrew is frequently shortened to ‘Andy’, ‘Drew’, or even ‘Drewdy’. '
I'd hurt people if they called me the last two
Mu:
IT BEGAN ONE FAITHFUL FRIDAY
AS USUAL I WAS GOING ABOUT MY BUSINESS
(NINJA BUSINESS)
LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT SOMEONE WOULD SAY
WORDS THAT FELT LIKE MY HEART GOT KISSES
(SWEET KISSES)
'CAN YOU TEACH ME NINJA SKILLZ'
HE ASKED WITH A WONDEROUS VOICE
(A MANLY VOICE)
I NO LONGER SEEKED ANY THRILLZ
MY LIFE WAS COMPLETE FOR THE TIME
(A SHORT TIME)
MY HEART WAS PAINFULLY SHATTERED
HE CLAIMED IT WAS ALL LIES
(BEAUTIFUL LIES)
I KNOW HE ONCE CARED, FOR THIS I AM FLATTERED
IT HAS COME TO AN END, MY STORY OF LOVE
(TRAGIC LOVE)
PLEASE TAKE THE WARNINGS YOU HAVE HEARD
NEVER FALL VICTIM TO THE WORD.
All rights reserved._________________________________________
Gaia IM Stuff
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:44] OHAI thar
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:43] You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:45] am I going to be hit by a truck or something?Oo
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:44] Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:45] the purpose to get hit by a truck tomorow D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:45] Your lucky color has faded.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:46] Because I'm going to die tomorow?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:46] All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:47] So it will be a quick and plainless death
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:47] You will soon forget this.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:47] Are you going t kill me....with that truck, to mke me fget this? oO
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:47] You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:48] trucks are metal......and not fastened down.....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:48] You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox: [7:49] Could that be you, the driver?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:49] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
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Aim of the Clan
WORLD DOMINATION. To meet friends and help out each other in zOMG.
LEADER: Sophistisen (Matt)
MODS-
Skyscraper Opera (Stephany)
Ouzoku (Andy)
Anzu_mazaki_the_fire_fox (Julianne)
Ich Esse Dich (Nathan)
Maestro of Melodies (Rachel)
EtanaruSora (Nancey)
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THE ENDMaestro of Melodies (Rachel):
Oh Sengoku. For most of us you will always be known as Ninpou, even if you went through the rebellious phase and changed your name.
We will never forget the times we had in here. You brought us together when we were whiny internet noobs. You made us family and gave us a home. I am sure we can all remember the long nights when pages went by in seconds and no one got a word in. The times when we experimented with several posting styles or tried to Roleplay.
No one could forget.. Lina. The overly annoying b***h, oh we had some good times trolling her.
Lina Yukie
well actually she doesn't like me at all!!
look i don't have to explain my self!! i know when people don't like me and thnk that there better then me when i see it!! cause you wnt to know why!! cause almost every one hates me!!!!!!!! no one likes me!!!!!!!!*walks away*
BTW the reason she freaked the ******** out was she thought Tree had a crush on Nathan. I lawl'd.
In my search for old things I happened to find this:
Ouzoku
1st post
Hey I'd like to join the clan =D
Just like Andy, were were all noobs back then, we had Naruto related names and were proud to be the kages of our clan. We were prepared for zomg but when it actually came out we hardly played. I believe only a few of us, including Tsu, made it to high levels.
Before we knew it, our zomg clan was no longer a clan forum, it had become our home. We lived here and maintained our guild as a family.
On a personal note, Ninpou connected me with my greatest friends of all... Andrew, Tina, Nathan, and so many others. I would have never met any of you if I hadn't joined this thread. Seeing our grandpa Ninpou die is a heartbreaking thing... I promised myself I wouldn't cry -sniff sniff-
I love you all and I love Sengoku. In my heart it will always be Ninpou, a place where I spent several years developing as an individual. Your memories will live on grandpa, I promise <3
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Ich Esse Dich (Nathan):
Alright. *cracks knuckles*
Out of all the things in my life, Ninpou/Sengoku is one of them that I will NEVER regret. This thread has changed me immensely, without it I would be a totally different man. And I mean MAN, I started in this thread as a twelve year-old I believe. Most of us have been friends for 4-5 years. That's an accomplishment in my eyes. I love this thread, I love you guys, in a complete and no creeperish way (I promise). We've been through a lot together with this thread, meeting each other, that terrible grind to become kages, the long wait for zOMG (and then never playing it), Rachel find the almighty srs bsns face for us, and so much more. I can't put it all into one list.
And then yes, of course Lina. Honestly I still don't hate her, even if she's a complete and utter tool supply store. I forgot I never mentioned WHY she hated Tree, it was because she thought Tree had a crush on me. Even though I hardly even talked to Tree, and looking back at it now I laugh. I wish I saved those PMs to show you guys.
But screw the BLARGH s**t, let's get to memories:
Sick Fantasy
Light as ******** hell
HOLD ME
Oh god
THE HAPPI POLE
Sledding with style
The comic that never was
BARREL ROLL
Swooshing
Allied with Mama Tsu's Baby Pizzas
Don't eat me!
Let them push you back to the ol' good times.
If I don't talk to many again, I would like to wish you good luck within life. I hope you do what you wish to do, and make life fun for you.
-----------Goodbye Ninpou
R.I.P
NINPOU/ SENGOKU BATTLE CLAN
You fought hard old friend, its time to rest.
July 2, 2007 -June 24, 2011
3 Years (8 days short of 4 years) of fun
Community Member