ME: You wish to marry the happy penguin of everlasting doom? It produces its virginity as a wedding gift. Marry the penguin.
Tell: How naughty. I accept.
ME: The peguin is gleefully aroused. She is yours now. *Whips*
Tell: *shrieks* xd
How did you come about... um... me? (:
ME: You were in a random "Kissing thread where I was making fun of noobs, and you seemed to be doing the same. And this penguin's been on my back all week, trying to get me to "hook it up." I figured the easiest thing to do was marry her off
Tell: I see. I suppose I'll have to steal its virginity... now.
Ahh, those were the days.
 Boom Wombat · Thu Sep 15, 2005 @ 10:15am · 1 Comments |
