Have you ever wondered...?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive ?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes ?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there ?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime ?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations ?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings ?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose ?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
Why are there locks on the doors ?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon,
How do they make Teflon stick to the pan ?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,
What would happen ?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
What happens when you turn on the headlights ?

You know how most packages say "Open Here."
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else ?"

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM ?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways ?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it;s called cargo ?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance ?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and
then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

...Some things in life just dont make any sense at all.