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ilms sagas
I like to instant message random people time to time and act perverted , wierd , total a** out of myself [post up the convos] Occasional poems Useless banter Collection of thoughts My stories made up stories [basically bullshit and junk]]
chatlog (perverted humour)
(i thought this s**t was funny and wanted to share it)



ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:19:06 AM): (thinks that is dumb and selficous or however you spell it)
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:19:07 AM): Yeah?
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:19:18 AM): selfish*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:19:21 AM): yeah
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:19:30 AM): thank you , Arbiter required assistance
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:19:54 AM): but if you tell anyone that I shall have to obliterate you with a massive cumm blast from my superior alien c**k
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:20:11 AM): Ah, yes, well, your secret is safe with me, Arbiter.
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:20:17 AM): Indeed!
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:20:25 AM): but you have to hoof my v****a again
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:20:38 AM): How dare you black mail teh Arbiter!
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:20:41 AM): sounds gewd
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:21:09 AM): *hooves your v****a in a most violent matter till the room is so bloody it looks like I butchered a bunch of cattle in here*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:21:15 AM): manner**
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:21:17 AM): not matter*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:21:29 AM): butchered*
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:22:00 AM): Ah, well, now that you have done as I demanded,
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:22:04 AM): !!!
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:22:07 AM): your secret is forever safe with me
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:22:14 AM): good to know
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:22:20 AM): *Starts punching numbers on my cell-phone
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:22:40 AM): HEY, I HAD TO TELLTHE ARBITER HOW TO SPELL SOMETHIN
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:22:40 AM): Who you calling sweetie puny human pie?
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:22:44 AM): I KNOW, RIGHT?
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:22:50 AM): GRAWR!!
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:22:55 AM): 8devours cell phone*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:23:00 AM): 8straps you to chair*
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:23:05 AM): Mmmm
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:23:06 AM): More sex
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:23:09 AM): *tapes a picture of joan rivers on your face*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:23:22 AM): *ducts tape that gawkee mouth of yours shut*
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:23:32 AM): Yay, you'd never hurt Joan Rivers.
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:23:34 AM): *unwraps my gentiles*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:23:51 AM): No , but I would cumm on her
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:24:04 AM): *closes my eyes and works my big long and hard c**k*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:24:13 AM): *in a most hasteful superior manner*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:24:48 AM): *so fast that if it were a regular human c**k there would have been so my friction that it would be set a blaze in a manner of seconds under this intense superior jerking*
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:25:18 AM): That's funny
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:25:19 AM): Lawl
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:25:25 AM): thank you
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:26:05 AM): GRAWR!! GROWL!! HOWL! *groans and screams from the intense pleasure I am giving myself whilst scheming to annihilate you and ******** joan rivers in my mind*
deathknight67675 (7/20/2008 6:26:05 AM): Welcome.
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:26:39 AM): *begins to speed up and slow down in a rythym BUT a superior rythim due too I am nearing climax*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:27:25 AM): *braces myself for superior climax and starts cackling at your soon to be demise"Hahaha"*locks my hooves into some bolted straps into the floor*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:27:27 AM): 3
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:27:28 AM): 2
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:27:29 AM): 1
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:27:33 AM): BURST!
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:28:38 AM): *all at once lets my mountain of cumm unleash in a highly concentrated spray that simultaneously covers you and rips through you as I screaming wildly from the intense pleasure and as the bolts start ripping up from the floor due to the sheer superiorness of my climax*
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:28:45 AM): ARRRRRRRRGGG AHHHHHHHHHHH JOAN RIVERS
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:28:53 AM): BABY I WANT YOU AND NEED YOU IN THE WORST WAY
ilms871 (7/20/2008 6:28:56 AM): AAHHHHHHRRRGGHH

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    erm...weird...dont understand... confused

    comment chaosthingy · Community Member · Tue Nov 10, 2009 @ 01:23pm
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