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The Pesky Plumber Super Force #13: Iraq at radioshack !
previously.....

They have to find a way into Iraq
Chrome is a cross dresser
Chrome: Damn Straight!
and well wait wtf how can you talk in the previously thingy?
Chrome: I don't know biggrin
ugh nevermind..........User Image


Lets see what happens in this rejected episode of....
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Chrome: Wow the Dark Knight was a good movie! blaugh

Mario: YEAH!!!

Wario: but we didn't even see it......

Gaara: Haha don't be silly Wario we just saw a guy in a cape run around slapping people that had to be the real thing! although the actor was awfully familiar.....
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Chrome: ninja

Luigi: Wtf!? Wait Rick Astley is in Iraq remember guys!?

Bush: Heh heh terrorists win? sad

Wario: Don't cry Bush we'll find a way into Iraq lets just go watch TV now!

( at the house everyone is watching TV)


Gaara: Ah man commercials! scream s**t on a stick, a stick that got shoved up King Kongs a** then fed to George Clooney who pee'd it out on the s**t, and then the s**t did yoga and started-

Mario: Gaara..... User Image

Gaara: Sorry....

Chrome: Hmmm guys I just remembered we have to go to Iraq.....

Luigi: stressed I said that anyway this commercial looks weird....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdEEkFyDHW8
(Copy and paste on Url bar to see commercial just do it trust me)

Chrome: Hmmmmmmmmmmm


Chrome: I GOT IT!

Chrome: To go to Iraq...

Mario: yeah?! User Image

Chrome: We join...

Wario: Yes?! User Image

Chrome: THE CIRCUS!

ALL PLUMBERS: YAY!!! User Image

Luigi: Wait wha-what?

Chrome: yeah you see we disguise as clowns and stuff and then go to an Army base to hijack a plane to Iraq!

Gaara: yeah! Because no one will suspect a group of clowns in a army base! biggrin

( At an army base)


Mario: Ok everyone lets do stealth maneuver #9000!

Bush: okies!

All Plumbers: OH I'M A PESKY PLUMBER! YEAH ! YOU'RE A PESKY PLUMBER! YEAH! WE'RE ALL PESKY PLUMBERS YEAH! PESKY PESKY PESKY PESKY PLUMBERS!!!!

Army person: Freeze!

Mario: Bu-b-but we are clowns cry

(At the Army court)

Judge: Ok so wtf is this?! Clowns!? Do you Clowns think this is a joke going on army territory!?

Wario: yeah, I thought it was funny smile

Judge:.....just draft these idiots. in *dramatic close up*

Chrome: hey thats my job!

Judge: The special division

Mario: OH BOY!

Gaara: Does this mean we get room service?

Judge: Wha- NO! What makes you think this is a hotel.

Gaara: Because you look like a maid biggrin

Judge: Ok send these ******** bitches to.....

Judge: The Special, Special division! *bangs hammer*

Chrome: lol bang ham-

Luigi: *smacks Chrome* Do you want to be in the special special special division?

Judge: Good Idea biggrin !

Luigi: oh for fu-

(At the Special Special Special Division in Iraq)


Mario: wow this place is funny uh... I wonder who we are grouped with?



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Gaara: but these are all rejects we don't belong here.

Luigi: Yeah!.......god damn it

Chrome: Hey thats Leonidas from 300!

Leo: Call me Leo Mr.Reaper! or else you will be SPARTA'D !!!

Chrome: Yes Leo sad

Wario: heh anyway where are we eating .

Snarf: You can eat my balls if you want sexy Snarf snarf.... wink

Wario: eek

Leo: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!

Bush: Yummers! 4laugh

Luigi: I heard they have really good steak there! biggrin

(At hell )

Chrome: Tehehehehhehehehehehehhehehheheheeheeeeeeeeee This is good spaghetti biggrin biggrin biggrin

Demon Waiter: uh, dude thats not spaghetti........

Chrome: oh............... User Image ....*continues eating* smile

Teletubby: oh the steak is fabulous! User Image

Elmo: Elmo hates this shitty place!

Gaara: But I like the service here sad

Elmo: Shut up b***h!

Gaara: B-b-but-

Elmo: DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP d**k ********]

Gaara: crying crying WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Leo: Waiter!

Demon Waiter: Yes?

Leo: Do you see whats wrong with my drink?

Demon Waiter: No not really.....

Leo: This is bullshit ! *kicks*

Bush: Heh heh heh he got owned!

( At the terrorist base)

Dough Boy: Oh heheheheheheh ******** retards eating at a 1 star restaurant! I'll make them eat my buns!

Rick Astley: pfffffffft xd

Dough Boy: You sick b*****d..........

Rick Astley: Grrrrr well make them get over here! I want my revenge on them.... evil

Osama: What revenge?

Rick Astley: They well uh licked my Popsicle....

Dough Boy: AH HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!

Rick Astley: You freaki'n hypocrite! Not in that way!

Rick Astley: Whatever send the terrorists to attack them tomorrow!

Osama: Okey Dokey!


(Back at Iraq the next day)

Leo: Ok up everybody up!

Wario: Oh crap i gots a boner! Phew..... no one around...........

Snarf: guess again baby….. twisted heart *in bed with Wario*

Wario:*throws Snarf out window*

Gaara: I can't sleep I had sit here all night!

Luigi: Why can't you?

Gaara: because if I do I get a wet dream so extreme that I turn into a monster that wants to rape everything! Haven't you seen the show?

Luigi: oh yeah....

Chrome: Hey guys look at us!
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Mario: mama mai! That’s cool!

Teletubby: ugh so out of fashion….. talk2hand

Elmo: Elmo thinks that’s a crappy costume! gonk

Leo: Oo0oo0oOooh that costume is sexier then my thong!

Luigi: Please god kill me now......

Gaara: Lol Chrome whats with the get up?

Chrome: I'm Batman! biggrin

Bush: And I are Robin! smile

Leo: Ok SPARTANS TIME GO TRAIN

Everyone: Arooh! Arooh! Arooh!

Leo: March! Right, righty, other right, write!

Teletubby: What about left?

Leo: .......FALCON PUNCH!!!

Leo: Alright everyone grab a gun except for you Luigi you get a** raped by Snarf!

Luigi: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Wtf

Snarf: But thats gay! And I'm gay!

Luigi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets dragged off*

Leo: Now do any of you know how to shoot?

Everyone: No!

Leo: Ah s**t me neither! Lets just have a party! biggrin

Wario: So this means we should cancel Luigi getting raped right?

Everyone: ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! No!

Mario: Hey where did Gaara go?

(Where Gaara is)

Gaara: Time to jack off! biggrin

Gaara: *sandblocks hand* huh?! User Image

Gaara: *sandblock hand again* gonk

*tries a bunch of times*

Gaara: I....can't jack off.....

Gaara:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(france)

Guy: Wee wee wtf is that sound?

Gaara's voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Russia)

Guy: eek

Gaara's voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(back at army base)

Gaara's voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mario: Mama mai!

Bush: Gaaras not happy tappy.

Wario: Looks like he found out he can't jack off.........................................again.

Leo: Batman, go and save the day!

Chrome: I'm on it! Robin!

Bush: Yuppers?

Chrome: To the flying broom!

Teletubby: Did he say flying broom?

Elmo: Of course everyone knows Batman drives a flying broom, a*****e!

Chrome: Lets go save Jimmy from the well! *flys off on broom with Bush hanging on it*

Leo: Wait what just happened........

(where Gaara is)

Gaara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chrome: Don't be sad Gaara have some spaghetti!

Gaara: Oh boy! *eats spaghetti*

Fat Albert: Hey hey hey!

Bush: Heh heh heh!

Fat Albert: Hey hey hey!

Bush: Heh heh heh!

Fat Albert: HEY HEY HEY!

Bush: HEH HEH HEH!

Fat Albert: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!! stressed

Bush: HEH HEH HEH!!!!!! scream

Fat Albert: Thats it!

Bush: KAME HAME SPAGHETTI!

Fat Albert: Damn, your power level its over 9000! But I got something else!

Bush: ?

Fat Albert: Good happy morals!......oh wait thats useless.....OH ******** ME! gonk

Bush: HOT TAMALE POWER!

*fat albert explodes*

Chrome: Tehe lets go back!

(Back where everyone else is, Snarf is done raping Luigi)

Snarf: That was good snarf snarf!

Luigi: General Leo? Can I get some a**l lube? My butt hurts....

Leo: well...

Luigi: REALLY BAD!

Leo: lol, no

Luigi: Why?

Leo: Because that makes it more funny biggrin !

Wario: Yeah I watched and I laughed.

Mario: Yahoo! (tm)

Chrome: No advertising!

Mario: Fine soon I will be able to!

Gaara: Why?

Mario: Because you will have already used that joke too many times!

Elmo: Son of a b***h!

Teletubby: OH NO WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!! HELP!

Leo: Kids Next Door BATTLE STATIONS!

Everyone:................

Leo: I mean uh TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

(In the desert)

Kermit: Surrender and we won't kill you!

Elmo: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! ARE YOU ******** THREATENING ME!?!

Kermit: uh no! But I will unleash : Vegeata

Vegeata: This is for using my over 9000!

Kermit: Sasuke!

Sasuke: I'm a emo f*****t biggrin no explanation needed

Kermit: and worst of all, FuFu the bunny!

Fufu: Thats right I'll rip all your heads off!

Chrome: Pesky Plumbers attack!

Leo: What he said! Batman and Wario go and assault the base!

Leo: The rest of us will fight!
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Chrome: Letsa go!

(At the terrorist base)

Chrome: Cmon Wario lets do this. Did you bring the tampons?

Wario: Yup!

*both start skipping*

Guard: Hey are those intruders?

Guard2: Those are just clowns don't be silly!

Guard: oh yeah I see it now.

Wario: hi guyz! LOLZ

Chrome: Hi we are two un-suspicious clowns here to destroy your leaders and base. biggrin

Guard: See? i told you!

Guard: Wait...WHAT?!

Guard2: Did we just let spys in our base?

Guard: Clowns dude.

Guard2: Oh yeah....... User Image

(inside)

*both wipe off clown makeup*

Wario: Why did we bring tampons?

Chrome: *puts tampon in mouth* They taste funny and make me see colors biggrin

Wario: Oh! Let me try! 0o0o0o0o0 User Image ! AWESOME!

Chrome: Now do you have my CD?

Wario: *shudder* The only songs worse by Patrick is ones by Chrome!

Chrome: Batman stare

Wario: I mean Batman!

Terrorist: AMERICANS! SHOOT THEM *shoots*

Chrome: Yipe! *spits tampon at terrorist*

Terrorist: Ah my eye! Why would you even have a tampon in your mouth in the first place?

Chrome: *kicks in balls and cuts head off* Because they taste funny! *dramatic look*


Wario: Run! More bad guys!


*both run away*


Chrome: in there! lolz its called: S-s-se-cret l3ader roooooooom.

Wario: Whats that mean?

Chrome: Its a Mcdonalds! biggrin


(Both go in)

Osama: Well well well looks who here?

Dough Boy: Wait do they have tampons in their mouth?

Rick Astley: Wtf... gonk

Chrome: RICK ASTLEY TODAY VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!

Dough Boy: Not if I can help it my vicious- oh hehehehe stop!

Chrome: lol squishy! *pokes*

Dough Boy: oheheheheh xd stop stop I might ******** myself!

Chrome: tehehehe *pokes*

Dough Boy: As I was saying- Oh ehehehhhehehehe

Chrome: *pokes*

Dough Boy: You better not- HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *poops self*

Chrome: *pokes again*

Dough Boy: hehehe WILL YOU ******** STOP!?

Chrome: eek

Dough: Thank you. As I was saying my vicious tiger will rip you apart! Spike attack!

Kitty: meow 3nodding

Dough boy: oh, [********]

Wario: *eats Doughboy*

Osama: Now its my turn!

Rick Astley: Shouldn't we attack at the same time?

Osama: well uh *suicide bomb*

*building starts blowing up*

Rick Astley: this place is gonna blow we are all doomed! But I'll kill you with me!

Rick Asltey: Never gonna give you up never gonna make you cry never gonna run around and hurt you!



Wario: AHHHH! its even more horrible in real life!

Chrome: Noo0o0o0o0oo0oo0

Wario: *faints*

Chrome: Wario no! Thats it! epic battle time! Music please!

*Radio guy from out of nowhere puts on Barbie World*

Chrome: No the other epic battle music

*Radio guy puts on the most dramatic music ever*

Rick Astley: hahahahah! LASER POWA!!!!!!

Chrome: Haha immune everyone knows being equally annoying gives you an immunity to lasers! Wow for once i say that User Image !

Chrome: Spaghetti!

Rick Asltey: OWY! never gonna give you up!

Chrome: AHHHH! *runs around* Hey Rick Astley!

Chrome: o0o0o0o0o0o! The rooster wanted porn now hes flying high!

Rick Astley: Thats horrible! *falls to ground*

Chrome: Its even better edited! *pulls out CD*

Rick Asltey: no.... eek

*dramatic stare off*

Chrome: *puts cd in player*


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*Chrome grabs Wario and runs off*

Chrome: Noooooooooooooo! *jumps out of explosion and lands on Tom Cruise.*

Chrome: Giddy up! *whips*

Tom Cruise: neeeeeeey! *rides off*

Wario: Whew we're alive but hey you don't have a drivers license....

Chrome: You don't need a license to drive a Tom Cruise cool

Wario: oh

Chrome: besides they gave me something that looks like a license biggrin

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Wario: Cool its almost like the real thing! smile

(Where the battle is)

Gaara: We won!

Luigi: And the other guys died conveniently leaving us alive though!

Mario: Hooray!

Mario: Is that Chrome riding Tom Cruise!

Chrome: hiya guys! I killed Rick Asltey! biggrin biggrin biggrin

Bush: So what are we gonna do now?

Wario: Well we are in Iraq right?

Chrome: yeah smile

Wario: And everyone loves going on vacation here right?

Mario: yeah biggrin

Wario: So.....

Gaara: yeah blaugh

Wario: LETS GO ROUND TOWN AND PARTY!

All Plumbers: YAY!!!! User Image

Narator: And so they all partied in Iraq then flew a bike home to America where they live happily ever after until they meet their greatest match? What is that you say find out on the next......
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  • User Comments: [3]
    Rockstar_Angel17
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    Sat Jul 19, 2008 @ 05:59am


    i like ur sig. XD that was funny XD


    Ethereal Euphoria
    Community Member





    Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 04:00am


    i truly hate to agree with bailey on anything but i agree
    i loved the pic of u and bush as batman and robin mrgreen


    XxXMysterious_LadyXxX
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    Wed Aug 20, 2008 @ 10:27pm


    wow ur pesky plumber super force stories just keep on getting better and better


    ITS NOT RAPE, ITS SUPRISE BUTT SEX THAT YOU NEVER WANTED XDDDDDDD
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