They have to find a way into Iraq
Chrome is a cross dresser
Chrome: Damn Straight!
and well wait wtf how can you talk in the previously thingy?
Chrome: I don't know biggrin
Lets see what happens in this rejected episode of....
Chrome: Wow the Dark Knight was a good movie! blaugh
Wario: but we didn't even see it......
Gaara: Haha don't be silly Wario we just saw a guy in a cape run around slapping people that had to be the real thing! although the actor was awfully familiar.....
Luigi: Wtf!? Wait Rick Astley is in Iraq remember guys!?
Bush: Heh heh terrorists win? sad
Wario: Don't cry Bush we'll find a way into Iraq lets just go watch TV now!
( at the house everyone is watching TV)
Gaara: Ah man commercials! scream s**t on a stick, a stick that got shoved up King Kongs a** then fed to George Clooney who pee'd it out on the s**t, and then the s**t did yoga and started-
Chrome: Hmmm guys I just remembered we have to go to Iraq.....
Luigi: stressed I said that anyway this commercial looks weird....
(Copy and paste on Url bar to see commercial just do it trust me)
Chrome: I GOT IT!
Chrome: To go to Iraq...
Chrome: We join...
Chrome: THE CIRCUS!
ALL PLUMBERS: YAY!!!
Luigi: Wait wha-what?
Chrome: yeah you see we disguise as clowns and stuff and then go to an Army base to hijack a plane to Iraq!
Gaara: yeah! Because no one will suspect a group of clowns in a army base! biggrin
( At an army base)
Mario: Ok everyone lets do stealth maneuver #9000!
All Plumbers: OH I'M A PESKY PLUMBER! YEAH ! YOU'RE A PESKY PLUMBER! YEAH! WE'RE ALL PESKY PLUMBERS YEAH! PESKY PESKY PESKY PESKY PLUMBERS!!!!
Army person: Freeze!
Mario: Bu-b-but we are clowns cry
(At the Army court)
Judge: Ok so wtf is this?! Clowns!? Do you Clowns think this is a joke going on army territory!?
Wario: yeah, I thought it was funny smile
Judge:.....just draft these idiots. in *dramatic close up*
Chrome: hey thats my job!
Judge: The special division
Mario: OH BOY!
Gaara: Does this mean we get room service?
Judge: Wha- NO! What makes you think this is a hotel.
Gaara: Because you look like a maid biggrin
Judge: Ok send these ******** bitches to.....
Judge: The Special, Special division! *bangs hammer*
Chrome: lol bang ham-
Luigi: *smacks Chrome* Do you want to be in the special special special division?
Judge: Good Idea biggrin !
Luigi: oh for fu-
(At the Special Special Special Division in Iraq)
Mario: wow this place is funny uh... I wonder who we are grouped with?
Gaara: but these are all rejects we don't belong here.
Luigi: Yeah!.......god damn it
Chrome: Hey thats Leonidas from 300!
Leo: Call me Leo Mr.Reaper! or else you will be SPARTA'D !!!
Chrome: Yes Leo sad
Wario: heh anyway where are we eating .
Snarf: You can eat my balls if you want sexy Snarf snarf.... wink
Leo: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!
Bush: Yummers! 4laugh
Luigi: I heard they have really good steak there! biggrin
(At hell )
Chrome: Tehehehehhehehehehehehhehehheheheeheeeeeeeeee This is good spaghetti biggrin biggrin biggrin
Demon Waiter: uh, dude thats not spaghetti........
Chrome: oh............... ....*continues eating* smile
Teletubby: oh the steak is fabulous!
Elmo: Elmo hates this shitty place!
Gaara: But I like the service here sad
Elmo: Shut up b***h!
Elmo: DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP d**k ********]
Demon Waiter: Yes?
Leo: Do you see whats wrong with my drink?
Demon Waiter: No not really.....
Leo: This is bullshit ! *kicks*
Bush: Heh heh heh he got owned!
( At the terrorist base)
Dough Boy: Oh heheheheheheh ******** retards eating at a 1 star restaurant! I'll make them eat my buns!
Rick Astley: pfffffffft xd
Dough Boy: You sick b*****d..........
Rick Astley: Grrrrr well make them get over here! I want my revenge on them.... evil
Osama: What revenge?
Rick Astley: They well uh licked my Popsicle....
Dough Boy: AH HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!
Rick Astley: You freaki'n hypocrite! Not in that way!
Rick Astley: Whatever send the terrorists to attack them tomorrow!
Osama: Okey Dokey!
(Back at Iraq the next day)
Leo: Ok up everybody up!
Wario: Oh crap i gots a boner! Phew..... no one around...........
Snarf: guess again baby….. twisted heart *in bed with Wario*
Wario:*throws Snarf out window*
Gaara: I can't sleep I had sit here all night!
Luigi: Why can't you?
Gaara: because if I do I get a wet dream so extreme that I turn into a monster that wants to rape everything! Haven't you seen the show?
Luigi: oh yeah....
Chrome: Hey guys look at us!
Mario: mama mai! That’s cool!
Teletubby: ugh so out of fashion….. talk2hand
Elmo: Elmo thinks that’s a crappy costume! gonk
Leo: Oo0oo0oOooh that costume is sexier then my thong!
Luigi: Please god kill me now......
Gaara: Lol Chrome whats with the get up?
Chrome: I'm Batman! biggrin
Bush: And I are Robin! smile
Leo: Ok SPARTANS TIME GO TRAIN
Everyone: Arooh! Arooh! Arooh!
Leo: March! Right, righty, other right, write!
Teletubby: What about left?
Leo: .......FALCON PUNCH!!!
Leo: Alright everyone grab a gun except for you Luigi you get a** raped by Snarf!
Luigi: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Wtf
Snarf: But thats gay! And I'm gay!
Luigi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets dragged off*
Leo: Now do any of you know how to shoot?
Leo: Ah s**t me neither! Lets just have a party! biggrin
Wario: So this means we should cancel Luigi getting raped right?
Everyone: ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! No!
Mario: Hey where did Gaara go?
(Where Gaara is)
Gaara: Time to jack off! biggrin
Gaara: *sandblocks hand* huh?!
Gaara: *sandblock hand again* gonk
*tries a bunch of times*
Gaara: I....can't jack off.....
Guy: Wee wee wtf is that sound?
Gaara's voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gaara's voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(back at army base)
Gaara's voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mario: Mama mai!
Bush: Gaaras not happy tappy.
Wario: Looks like he found out he can't jack off.........................................again.
Leo: Batman, go and save the day!
Chrome: I'm on it! Robin!
Chrome: To the flying broom!
Teletubby: Did he say flying broom?
Elmo: Of course everyone knows Batman drives a flying broom, a*****e!
Chrome: Lets go save Jimmy from the well! *flys off on broom with Bush hanging on it*
Leo: Wait what just happened........
(where Gaara is)
Chrome: Don't be sad Gaara have some spaghetti!
Gaara: Oh boy! *eats spaghetti*
Fat Albert: Hey hey hey!
Bush: Heh heh heh!
Fat Albert: Hey hey hey!
Bush: Heh heh heh!
Fat Albert: HEY HEY HEY!
Bush: HEH HEH HEH!
Fat Albert: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!! stressed
Bush: HEH HEH HEH!!!!!! scream
Fat Albert: Thats it!
Bush: KAME HAME SPAGHETTI!
Fat Albert: Damn, your power level its over 9000! But I got something else!
Fat Albert: Good happy morals!......oh wait thats useless.....OH ******** ME! gonk
Bush: HOT TAMALE POWER!
*fat albert explodes*
Chrome: Tehe lets go back!
(Back where everyone else is, Snarf is done raping Luigi)
Snarf: That was good snarf snarf!
Luigi: General Leo? Can I get some a**l lube? My butt hurts....
Luigi: REALLY BAD!
Leo: lol, no
Leo: Because that makes it more funny biggrin !
Wario: Yeah I watched and I laughed.
Mario: Yahoo! (tm)
Chrome: No advertising!
Mario: Fine soon I will be able to!
Mario: Because you will have already used that joke too many times!
Elmo: Son of a b***h!
Teletubby: OH NO WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!! HELP!
Leo: Kids Next Door BATTLE STATIONS!
Leo: I mean uh TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
(In the desert)
Kermit: Surrender and we won't kill you!
Elmo: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! ARE YOU ******** THREATENING ME!?!
Kermit: uh no! But I will unleash : Vegeata
Vegeata: This is for using my over 9000!
Sasuke: I'm a emo f*****t biggrin no explanation needed
Kermit: and worst of all, FuFu the bunny!
Fufu: Thats right I'll rip all your heads off!
Chrome: Pesky Plumbers attack!
Leo: What he said! Batman and Wario go and assault the base!
Leo: The rest of us will fight!
Chrome: Letsa go!
(At the terrorist base)
Chrome: Cmon Wario lets do this. Did you bring the tampons?
*both start skipping*
Guard: Hey are those intruders?
Guard2: Those are just clowns don't be silly!
Guard: oh yeah I see it now.
Wario: hi guyz! LOLZ
Chrome: Hi we are two un-suspicious clowns here to destroy your leaders and base. biggrin
Guard: See? i told you!
Guard2: Did we just let spys in our base?
Guard: Clowns dude.
Guard2: Oh yeah.......
*both wipe off clown makeup*
Wario: Why did we bring tampons?
Chrome: *puts tampon in mouth* They taste funny and make me see colors biggrin
Wario: Oh! Let me try! 0o0o0o0o0 ! AWESOME!
Chrome: Now do you have my CD?
Wario: *shudder* The only songs worse by Patrick is ones by Chrome!
Chrome: Batman stare
Wario: I mean Batman!
Terrorist: AMERICANS! SHOOT THEM *shoots*
Chrome: Yipe! *spits tampon at terrorist*
Terrorist: Ah my eye! Why would you even have a tampon in your mouth in the first place?
Chrome: *kicks in balls and cuts head off* Because they taste funny! *dramatic look*
Wario: Run! More bad guys!
*both run away*
Chrome: in there! lolz its called: S-s-se-cret l3ader roooooooom.
Wario: Whats that mean?
Chrome: Its a Mcdonalds! biggrin
(Both go in)
Osama: Well well well looks who here?
Dough Boy: Wait do they have tampons in their mouth?
Rick Astley: Wtf... gonk
Chrome: RICK ASTLEY TODAY VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!
Dough Boy: Not if I can help it my vicious- oh hehehehe stop!
Chrome: lol squishy! *pokes*
Dough Boy: oheheheheh xd stop stop I might ******** myself!
Chrome: tehehehe *pokes*
Dough Boy: As I was saying- Oh ehehehhhehehehe
Dough Boy: You better not- HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *poops self*
Chrome: *pokes again*
Dough Boy: hehehe WILL YOU ******** STOP!?
Dough: Thank you. As I was saying my vicious tiger will rip you apart! Spike attack!
Kitty: meow 3nodding
Dough boy: oh, [********]
Wario: *eats Doughboy*
Osama: Now its my turn!
Rick Astley: Shouldn't we attack at the same time?
Osama: well uh *suicide bomb*
*building starts blowing up*
Rick Astley: this place is gonna blow we are all doomed! But I'll kill you with me!
Rick Asltey: Never gonna give you up never gonna make you cry never gonna run around and hurt you!
Wario: AHHHH! its even more horrible in real life!
Chrome: Wario no! Thats it! epic battle time! Music please!
*Radio guy from out of nowhere puts on Barbie World*
Chrome: No the other epic battle music
*Radio guy puts on the most dramatic music ever*
Rick Astley: hahahahah! LASER POWA!!!!!!
Chrome: Haha immune everyone knows being equally annoying gives you an immunity to lasers! Wow for once i say that !
Rick Asltey: OWY! never gonna give you up!
Chrome: AHHHH! *runs around* Hey Rick Astley!
Chrome: o0o0o0o0o0o! The rooster wanted porn now hes flying high!
Rick Astley: Thats horrible! *falls to ground*
Chrome: Its even better edited! *pulls out CD*
Rick Asltey: no.... eek
*dramatic stare off*
Chrome: *puts cd in player*
*Chrome grabs Wario and runs off*
Chrome: Noooooooooooooo! *jumps out of explosion and lands on Tom Cruise.*
Chrome: Giddy up! *whips*
Tom Cruise: neeeeeeey! *rides off*
Wario: Whew we're alive but hey you don't have a drivers license....
Chrome: You don't need a license to drive a Tom Cruise cool
Chrome: besides they gave me something that looks like a license biggrin
Wario: Cool its almost like the real thing! smile
(Where the battle is)
Gaara: We won!
Luigi: And the other guys died conveniently leaving us alive though!
Mario: Is that Chrome riding Tom Cruise!
Chrome: hiya guys! I killed Rick Asltey! biggrin biggrin biggrin
Bush: So what are we gonna do now?
Wario: Well we are in Iraq right?
Chrome: yeah smile
Wario: And everyone loves going on vacation here right?
Mario: yeah biggrin
Gaara: yeah blaugh
Wario: LETS GO ROUND TOWN AND PARTY!
All Plumbers: YAY!!!!
Narator: And so they all partied in Iraq then flew a bike home to America where they live happily ever after until they meet their greatest match? What is that you say find out on the next......
· Sat Jul 19, 2008 @ 05:50am · 3 Comments