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I own a collie dog, she's about two years old in human years right now. well the other night she was more energetic then usual so to calm her down a little bit iwent to take her for a walk before i went to bed. Well for all you dog owners, word of warning, NEVER WALK YOUR DOG AT NIGHT. i was walking past this lot that had become overgrown, not far from my house. well i thought she went to chase after a rabbit at first, so i pulled her back. moments later the horrible aweful stink told me it was a skunk. it's the worse smell i have ever known, it's worse then rotting deer carcass.

the only way to get out skunk stink, is well tomato juice. so i locked my dog out on the back porch well me and my mom went to buy some. and into the bathroom i went. did i mention my dog HATES baths. so she sits there and whines like crazy and is constantly trying to get out of the tub, while i'm basically covering her with tomato juice. which kinda made her look like she got in a fight and lost. it looked like blood, and it felt like the muck at the bottom of a lake, it was all squishy and slimey. but it did i make a cool farting noise. yes i know i'm immature but it was cool and disgusting all at the same time.

so then it was back out on the porch while i went to clean up the giant mess in the bathroom. tried to get mom to help but she pulled the whole "it's your dog, it's your responsibility" bit. my entire abthroom smelt like tomatos which is now a smell i hate. i felt like i was going to barf, there was juice all over the white walls, it looked like blood splatter, and the bath tub looked like someone tried to commit suicide but forgot to fill the tub with water first, and totally over did it like they didn't just slit their wrists. and the clothes i was wearing also became covered in tomato juice, anyone know if it stains?

so i bathed my dog regularly and now her fur is all pink and it won't come out. just so everyone knows, tomato juice makes great hair dye! *thumbs up*