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Mild Amusement . . .jo.

King of Cliches
Community Member
Never handle a sick snake.
Here's what happened, my high school's anime club had it's first meeting on Friday. The teacher that sponsors the club teaches Environmental Science amd she has live animals in her room. Rabbits, ferrets, insects, lizards, and of course snakes. Since the snakes aren't venomous the students can hold them, so I was given one. Soon, I noticed the snake was very still, at first I thought "Oh s**t, I somehow killed it!" but it opened it's mouth and. . .vomited. Yes the snake vomited. Two mice actually, the first one whole but the second with a partially digested head. I helped clean up, and I was given the nickname [booming voice] THE PUKEBOY [/booming voice]. At first they just said Pukeboy, but I insisted on adding The because I've always wanted a nickname with The in it. Before an PETA members come flying in and shower me with fake cow's blood, the teacher assured me that I had nothing to do with the vomiting, that particular was just having a few problems.

One last thing that'll disgust you. Next Monday is my anime club's second meeting (we meet Mondays and fridays), it is also the "initiation day" Thanks to some trickery I was able to find what it is they'll do. They'll show all new members (including me) a video found on the internet. The video? It is of an elderly woman dancing in her underwear. I kid you not. Oddly, I'm not scared, hell, I've seen a man's intestine's come out of his. . .rear end. Not to mention all those yaoi doujinshis and pics my friend subjected me too, and would continue to if I had a computer at present.

And that's why I love my anime club.

User Comments: [5]
Harlequin Hisakata
Community Member
comment Commented on: Mon May 01, 2006 @ 11:02pm
Yes, it seems perverted friends can help you in life!!! (Now if I can only get my friends to believe that...)

-mmm... yaoi...-

*Is hit with a mallet over the head by a friend*

comment Commented on: Tue Jan 23, 2007 @ 04:30am
eek that was odd

[eViL ShArPiE]
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Kaida Yokaii
Community Member
comment Commented on: Mon Mar 19, 2007 @ 10:43pm
Wow..poor snake...... xd
.........I mean poor you!!! sweatdrop

comment Commented on: Sat Mar 24, 2007 @ 06:16am
the poor mice...

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Little Miss Morningstar
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comment Commented on: Sat Jun 16, 2007 @ 06:25pm
Aw, dang! Poor snakey. I have a python by the name of Eden, she's still a baby but never had problems yet with her regergitation. Poor snakey...;_;

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