One day there was a large platypus named Frank. Frank was bigger than any of the other platypuses(I thought it was platypi but according to firefox it's not). The other platypuses mocked Frank and teased him for his freakish size. As a retaliation move, Frank attacked and enslaved all the other platypuses. He became supreme overlord of the platypus nation. Frank's next move was to move his army against the squirrel state to the south of Frank's nation. The war was long and bloody with severe losses on both sides. Eventually Frank's forces were victorious and he decided to continue with his conquest and march against the hedgehogs to the east, not the hedgehogs to the west, they don't take no crap from nobody. In time Frank conquered and enslaved the entire continent he lived on, even the western hedgehogs, though it was very difficult. Frank went on to live a long pleasant life as the tyrannic dictator of the platypuses and no creature ever insulted him again.
· Fri Jul 04, 2008 @ 10:33pm · 0 Comments