Maxpenguin
I usually just prank call people. Best one had to be ******** with the telemarketer.
> means me , < means telemarketer
>hello?
<hello, can I interest you in...
>Hey wait, I know you
<What was that?
>I know that voice, steve, is that you?
<no sir, im just calling to-
>steve, dont you remember me, we met in college?
<sir please just-
>WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING YOU DONT KNOW ME STEVE, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE LOVING THINGS YOU SAID TO ME THAT NIGHT
<sir-
>FINE, WE WERE NEVER LOVERS! I HATE YOU, YOU WHORE!
guy never called again.
> means me , < means telemarketer
>hello?
<hello, can I interest you in...
>Hey wait, I know you
<What was that?
>I know that voice, steve, is that you?
<no sir, im just calling to-
>steve, dont you remember me, we met in college?
<sir please just-
>WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING YOU DONT KNOW ME STEVE, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE LOVING THINGS YOU SAID TO ME THAT NIGHT
<sir-
>FINE, WE WERE NEVER LOVERS! I HATE YOU, YOU WHORE!
guy never called again.
Note to self: Do this to the next telemarketer that calls. or use Mr rogers
soundboard xd
my old sig so i dont lose it
A MUSICAL BASED ON MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT 
