XD I've randomly decided to start giving points out in some of my posts. Why? I dunno, it just seems like fun.
"How do I get points?"
By completely whatever meaningless task I assign.
"What happens when I get points?"
"Well... What happens when I get the most points?"
You get to be on top of the points list? Congrats?
"Whaaat?!? Why do I want points if I don't get anything?"
Dude, they're points. Who doesn't want points?
Anyways, first points go to K0B0LD, for beating me to my own joke and getting my reference before I even made it. +10 points for you. Awesomesauce.