(Even though the title is stupid i still love Brawl) (And I will release Pesky Plumber Super force # 13 next week)
(At the Reapers residents)
Chrome: hey guys look what i got!
Luigi: Super Smash Bros Brawl?! That game made me look like a p***y sad
Mario: You are a p***y... anyway lets try it out biggrin !!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: Hi guys can i play? *puppy eyes*
Mario: NO! Especially what you did to me when I was a baby in the Yoshi's Island game.
(Flashback to that lol)
Koopa: Hand us Mario!
Koopa: We'll give you a piece of gum and a coupon to pizza hut....
Yoshi: hah theres no way you ca- Did you say Pizza Hut?
Koopa: Never expires.
Yoshi: Yup that was the best piece of free pizza i ever had.
Gaara: Spaghetti! *smacks into Yoshi*
Gaara: Alright lets do this *turns wii on *
Bush: YEAH LETS KILL SOME MOTHER ******** COMMUNISTS WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Plumbers: eek
Bush: Uhhh I mean um Heh heh heh!
(2 minutes later)
Chrome: Ok everyone select your characters!
(everyone chose themselves except for Luigi who chose Marth, this takes place inside the game)
Marth: Why was my selection graphic a maid outfit!?
Chrome: haha Nintendo took my suggestion
(At the nintendo office of suggestions)
Miyamoto: Lets see the suggestions. Wtf is this?
Miyamoto: *reads* deer mr. miya-mot0r can u lik lolzorz p00t luwjee in a maed outfut thx u 4 ur p00p
Miyamoto: I can't even read this oh well better just put Luigi in a maid outfit for no apparent reason.
(Back to the game)
Wario: ah hahaha well lets smack the s**t out of each other.
Chrome: Yay rubber ducky fight!
*2 hours later*
Mario: tehehehe hey look a challenger approaches!
Ness: Pk fire!
Marth: (hes really Luigi just a reminder) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!
Ness: Pk Green s**t!
Wario: Ah the horror!
Ness: Pk thunder! Pk comet rain! Pk laser! Pk ******** you! Pk Masturbate! Pk asshat!
Chrome: PK SHUT THE ******** UP!
Ness: *crys* I'm gonna go be PK emo! *jumps off stage*
Gaara: Hooray! He would say Pk this and that it was bringing my piss to a boil! I wonder what would have happened if you say... Pk Pk!
Gaara: Lolzorzs nothing happened *throws up a bunch of Ryan Seacrests* Brararararararararararar! Oh god make it stop! bararararararararara!
Ryan Seacrest: Seacrest out smile !
Wario: *fart* damn too much Taco Bell!
Marth: Mama Mai Wario we are on a small stage now you stunk everything up!
Bush: Marth saying Mama mai? *laughs a** off and faints*
Mario: What stage is this anyway I mean if its big then the smell will go away-
Chrome: Final Destination/really damn small stage......
All Plumbers except Wario: AHHHHHHHHH! gonk
Gaara: Whats Our damage percent?!
Chrome: Its over 9000!11!!!!111one!
Marth: Its only 120...ah it changed damn it Chrome!
*every blasts off except for Wario*
Wario: *starts jacking off*
(Outside of the game, basically meaning back to the everyone sitting on a couch with their controllers/Wii motes)
Luigi: what kind of a taunt is that?!
Gaara: An awesome one I wish I had that!
Wario: You’re just Jealous Luigi because i won and you selected Marth! Even though he is good....... but still!
Grim: Ok time to work on my custom stage smile
(The next day, Chrome is playing Brawl by himself)
Chrome: Lol look a custom stage time to edit it twisted
Grim: NO! IF YOU CHANGE MY CUSTOM STAGE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER WORSE THEN THE TIME MARIO THOUGHT THE TOILET WAS HIS BED!!!!!
Grim: I have things to reap, and if i come back to find it changed........ evil
*Grim Slams door behind him*
Chrome:....... TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE *edits like crazy*
Chrome: Oh s**t lol.....
Chrome:.............. OH s**t!!!!!!!! gonk
(All plumbers meet outside of the reaper house)
Mario: Worse then the toilet?! cry
Wario: I just-a crap-a my pants!
Luigi: You know rumor has- no nevermind every time i come up with something you guys say its stupid and steal it.
Chrome: No we promise!
Chrome: NO THATS A STUPID IDEA!
Chrome: uhhhh Luigi you didn't come up with a suggestion i can steal.....
Luigi: See what i ******** mean!?
Gaara: Don't have a period Luigi! Anyway I heard theres a secret stage that can restore stages!
Bush: I once had to battle Clinton on my a**....
Chrome: So you mean that only guys with sex change can enter?
(Everyone is playing brawl as themselves except for Luigi who is Marth, scene takes place inside the game)
Chrome: So this is the entrance to the stage?
Mario: So uh how did we get here anyway?
Marth: Plot holes are fun so where are we going to find a transsexual ?
Gaara: Hmmmm *looks at Marth*
Chrome: Ah cmon Marth you have the girly hair piece, girly personality, Have a girl name, and you look like one... I mean the only thing we need now is for you to be an actual girl.....
Marth: hey none of that is true!
Marth: ok well you got me there..... But i'm still not doing it!
(5 seconds later)
Gaara: hey it didn't work!
Mario: Oh well were ********!
(3 hours later outside of the game)
Grim: You changed it into a d**k shape!
Chrome: But it was funny!
Grim:.......wtf is wrong with you?
Grim: Anyway now for your horrible punishment all of you!
All Plumbers: eek cry
(10 minutes later)
Chrome: Why are we all strapped to the couch?
Grim: *turns on tv* Oh you'll see.....
Announcer on Tv: And now for a 24 hour marathon of friends.
The End lol
(Pesky Plumber Super Force #13 coming soon)
· Wed Jun 11, 2008 @ 04:23am · 5 Comments