-If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
-Remember: Pillage then burn.
-I'd tell you to go to hell, but I wok there and don't want to see you every day.
-Democrats make better lovers, who ever heard of a good piece of elephant.
-Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.
-Stop animal experiments, use lawyers.
-So many stupid people so few comets.
-Closed minds alway seem to be connected to open mouths.
-Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
-I have no desire for money, it's stuff I want.
-The beatings will continue until morale improves.
-Saturday has a morning?
-Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing my whole life.
-Come to the dark side we have cookies.
-Forgive and Forget. But keep a list of the names.
-You can't make a person love you. You can just stalk them and hope for the best.
-I like my men how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
-If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you problems.
-I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
-Reality is where the pizza delivery guy comes from.
-Capital punishment isn't for making examples, it's for making bad people dead.
-Oxymoron #59: Adult Male
-Normal people scare me, but not as much as I scare them.
-I surf, therefore I am!
-Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there.
-Same crap, different day.
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