I had this really weird dream last Wednesday night and apart of these dream freaked me out. The dream itself starts with me finishing a time machine, which is a bit like the TARDIS, being really small on the outside and being massive on the inside, so even when I'm dreaming, I'll rip of tv programmes. Like any normal person with a time machine I decided to use it to fight evil, so I do but I get stabbed, while actually fighting evil hand to hand, rather than being clever and using my time machine. Also I can’t die, it’s my dream my rules. Then I wake up in a hospital, with a hot nurse attending to me. As any red blooded male with a time machine, I use the time machine to pick up this hot nurse up, something along the line of “hey would you like to see my time machine”. She decides to come with me to fight evil, so i use the time machine to take us both back to my home. Where is plan to have sex with her.
So I’m at home with the plan of having sex with her, so I begin to undress, I’m about half naked when she turns into a 14 year old girl. In the dream I get freaked out and start panicking. Also wondering what the hell happened to the hot nurse. Then my parent walk in and ask my why I’m half naked, why there is a 14 year old girl with me and what was the deal with the big box. By quick thinking on my part, I use the time machine to distract my parent, while I try and get this 14 year old girl out of the house. I get the girl out go back into the room with the time machine show my parents, then I woke up.
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