Previously...
Mario bros ripped off Tenacious D Everyone split up into different times Mario Bros got captured lol
Now Lets see what will happen in this death trap episode of....
Gaara: Wow everyone is so...monkey like
Wario: Yeah just look at them rubbing 2 sticks together.... wanna mess with them?
Gaara: I thought you'd never ask smile
Lugg: ooo ugah ooo ooo ooo *rubs sticks*
( That one discovery music with the caveman starts you know...whatever)
Lugg: ooo ooo *fire works*
All Caveman: OOO OOO
*sand smothers out flames*
All Caveman: eek
Wario: Hi smile
Lugg:.........Ugg dugg mugg ( You ******** put out our flame!)
Wario: Sure I'll give you a pie *splats pie in face*
Gaara: he he This is like China but this time I'm the overseer
Wario: Oh yeah lol my back will never be the same.....
Gaara: Ok listen up cave people we like need to get back to the year 2008...Ad
Lugg: Dude! No way we are going to help you Douchebags! Go to the other 10,000 BC.
Uggy: Hey Frodo and Paul Bunyan discovered a place called America.
Lugg: cmon everyone lets become Eskimos and battle the robots for our freedom!
Gaara: what other 10,000 Bc do you think hes talking about?
Wario: Hmmm and how do we get there.
Gaara: I know lemme try......... *sand draws stick people*
Wario: No I think we have to Gaara roll the trailer
Gaara: Bubble gum?
Wario: Bubble gum....
Gaara:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VYWJmvl3MA
Wario: No no ******** that!
Gaara: why don't we just follow that conveniently placed yellow brick road.
Gaara: Cmon grab my elbow?...
Wario: No, not since you made that Hippo pregnant
Gaara: For the last time, I was wearing a CONDOM!
Wario: *sigh* fine lets go
Both: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Wario: look theres someone.
ugoo: ooo ooo! Are you going to be int he cast of Ice Age 3?
Wario: Ice age 3?
Ugoo: Why sure why else would you be on this road?
Gaara: We are on a road?
Ugoo: Well you see, I always wanted to be a annoying character you know blah blah blah blah so can i join you guys?
Wario: Sure smile more people to sing with us.
Ugoo: So what are you trying out for.
Gaara: we want to go home.
Ugoo: ok?
Wario: enough talk *everyone joins elbows*
Everyone: we are off to see the producer the wonderful Producer of Ice Age 3 You'll find he is a a** of a a**! If ever a a**! there was. If ever oh ever a a**! there was The Wizard of Oz is one becoz, Becoz, becoz, becoz, becoz, becoz. Becoz of the wonderful things he does.
(being watched through crystal ball)
Tay Zonday: they think they can steal my fame? Well no they can't! For I will upload Chocolate Rain on youtube thousand of years before it originally was then I will have millions of times more views even though youtube doesn't exist at the moment! muahahahaha.
(back to them)
Wario: Wow look the Tin-Man!
Gaara: Don't be silly thats Iron Man!
Ugoo: Shouldn't you be in a different thing?
Ironman: No I come to kill off the movie.
Gaara: Sure whatever that is biggrin
Wario: wanna join us?
Ironman: Sure?
Ugoo: wait I wonder why are all these movies not even released yet are being filmed thousands of years ago? infact how do i even know this?
Gaara: Declaration of Independence DUH!
Wario: Oh yeah...... lets go biggrin
Gaara: Look a field of spaghetti flowers!
Wario: YUMMEH *jumps into field*
Ugoo: guys i wouldn't do that
Gaara: Why the hell not?
Ironman: Look at the sign
Wario: lol its just says >>Poisoned<< Spaghetti flowers...
Gaara: yeah no big deal *faints*
Wario:*faints*
Ironman: Oh no!
Tay Zonday's voice: Chocolate Rain!
*chocolate rain rusts Ironman*
Ugoo: *sleeps*
(1 hour later)
Gaara: *oils ironman* lol we wasted time now lets go!
Wario: Yay The studio is dead ahead.
Gaara: Screw the door knob biggrin *sand breaks door off*
Ugoo: I wanna be a annoying character!
Ironman: Make less money then the movie Ironman!
Gaara&Wario: we want to go home!
Producer: STFU! If you want your wish go kill Tay Zonday!
Wario: why?
Producer: You know....hes annoying...and stuff.....
Gaara: Why?
Producer:You want to go home or not?
Wario: Cmon guys lets go kill Tay Zonday.....
(4 hours later at the evil castle)
Ironman: well lets go inside.
Tay Zonday: I've been expecting you....
Gaara: Really?
Tay Zonday: yes you must die!
Wario: huh?
Tay Zonday: I've been trying to kill you all day!
Gaara: because we interfere with your plan?
Tay Zonday: no! I'm just being a d**k. lol lol. heh heh lol
Gaara: Spay and Neuter time!
Tay Zonday: I've already been spayed and neutered muahahahahahaha!
Wario: Haha you've fallen into my trap card. its called false alarm. Which means I get to summon whatever i want. I use my Attack card!
Tay Zonday: Wtf are you talking about?
Tay Zonday: no my life points they are to 0 !*melts*
(back at building)
Producer: haha tricked you
Ugoo: *turns off switch*
Producer: ah man!
Wario: Hey hes no producer its just a regular guy xp
Gaara: So thats means no home?
Ugoo: No annoying character?
Ironman: no bribes?
Producer: No its ok people you had what you need all along.
Producer: Ugoo, you have always been annoying as s**t no need to act like one...
Ugoo: biggrin biggrin biggrin
Producer: and Ironman, Iceage 3 is a lackluster movie don't need to worry.
Ironman: Ok
Producer: as for you Gaara and Wario I'll just leave in a hot air balloon without you *flies off in hot air balloon*
Producer: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Gaara: sad
Wario: crying
Kevin Bacon: Don't cry you had to power to go home all along....
Wario: Really?
Kevin Bacon: Yeah! just spank your butt 3 times and say theres no place like a strip club....
Both:theres no place like a strip club, theres no place like a strip club,theres no place like a strip club
*teleport*
Gaara: In a cage?
Mario: Hey smile
Luigi:.....trapped too?
Wario: Hi guys!
??? vader: Ah Gaara, I have a special punishment for you twisted
Gaara: Oh no it can't be !
(To be Continued)
Will Gaara die? Will all plumbers be captured? Will Wario go on a diet?
Find out on the next Tom Cruised episode of...
Chromereaper · Sat Apr 26, 2008 @ 09:13am · 0 Comments |