my own body has rejected me, how about that. So much for love and compassion and respect thy self... if your own body wont stick around who will? scream i've got this massive cold, but im fairly positive its ebola... or lepresy... omg my hand is itch it HAS to be AIDS. SO as you can imagine, i'm pretty sick. The sort of sick that kills villages, thats right, your village.

My new version of my body, the crappier one, has a few new tricks though!
1. My nose can cry (that's right, my nose is more talented than your entire face, body AND personality)
2. My neck has abs! (if your glands don't look like sumo wrestlers, die.)
3. IF YOU CAN COUGH BLOOD (which YOU can't) I'LL WEAR A DIAPER.

SO its like that... before i had a super-fit amazing fighting death machine and now i have the equivalent of a leaky dishwasher, rahhhhh.

ps. i'm better than you.