Women are the equal of any man. They can do anything men can do and a good deal more. I harbor no hatred towards the incorrectly labeled "Weaker" sex and infact am fascinated by them and am encouraged by the idea of a time when women are treated as the equals of mankind rather than some form of inferior.
However, just as some men stand out in history as incredible bastards, there are some women who are complete and total Bitches.
Mine Fujiko is a ******** super b***h.
If you do not know who Fujiko is, she's the Femme Fatale that hangs around with Lupin III and his gang in the Anime and Manga series Lupin III. Google either name and you'll find out plenty.
Now, ever since I saw the most recent Lupin III movie, First Contact, Ive been itching for more of my favorite Anime Thief (Dark from DNAngel is a little p***y compared to the awesome that is Lupin III). So I fired up the old internets and dug up the second series (the one that ran on Cartoon Network). Cartoon Network ran only a handful of the 150 some episodes and so that leaves me with a whole brevy of new adventures to enjoy. And as I began to watch them, picking up from where Cartoon Network left off, it dawned on me on how much Fujiko is a b***h.
Not just a b***h, a superbitch.
Why is she a superbitch you ask? Well Ive got plenty of space here to tell you and plan to make use of it.
Lupin is crushing hardcore for this girl. He pulls off fantastic heists just to give her presents and is willing to risk his life for hers without a second glance. And what does she do to him in return? She calls the cops on him and runs off with his loot every ******** time. She manipulates our poor rogue without a care to his safety and repeatedly rebukes his efforts to win her over. She takes "hard to get" to a level that no sane man should have to go through.
Despite all that Lupin has done for her she stabs him and his gang in the back more times than you can shake a stick at. More than once she was payed off by some local goons to sucker Lupin and his gang into a sticky situation and while no one can deny she cant kick a** she gets captured far too often and has to be repeatedly rescured by Lupin.
Example of superbitchery:
She stole Goemon's sword for 1 million dollars.
1 millon dollars. Now, to a samurai, his sword is his soul and his life. Without it he is nothing and to lose it is incredible shame. Now, the number of times Goemon's skill and sword have aided in extending Fujiko's miserable life are legion, as he is often among the rescue party or caught in the same mess as her. In addition he has partnered up with her on several occaisons. One could reasonably assume that they are friends. Understandinging this, she could not possibly have been ignorant of how precious Goemon's sword is to him.
Yet she sells his soul for a million dollars. She does this to her friend.
All this considered I can not feel any sympathy for this ungrateful and utterly greedy b***h. Even Zenigata gets more respect from me than this overly bouncy broad. She makes Starscream from Transformers look like an ameture when it comes to treachery. And it us utterly disgusting.
Now to be fair(which is more than she deserves) I'm basing my information on the 2nd series. Lupin has had a crapload of movies, manga, and animated shows and specials. The interperetation will undoubtedly change with the media presented. I have seen only 1 movie and the 2nd series so I can not make a completely accurate assessment of Fujiko's character.
But the 2nd series Mine Fujiko is a superbitch. And I hope one day Lupin just utterly forgets her and moves on to find a different crush. Such a situation would be a more cruel fate to her than wishing for her death.
******** you, Fujiko.
 Sol Walker · Thu Feb 28, 2008 @ 02:16am · 1 Comments |
