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These are quotes I like....

"Dont salute me! Im a sergeant not an officer! I work for a living!"-Unknown

"I only prayed one prayer in my life,'God, make my enemies rediculous,' and he granted it." - Volitare

"The phrase, 'There are no atheists in foxholes' isnt a statement against atheists, its a statement against foxholes." - Unknown

"There are no Democrats in war." - Unknown

"Its God's job to forgive Osama. And its our job to arrange the appointment." - United States Marine Corps.

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - United States Marine Corps.

"The few, the proud, the Marines." - If you cant figure this one out your hopeless.

"Here's my big bang theory, God said, 'Let it be,' and BANG there the Earth was." - Unknown

"Dogs thing humans are gods. Cats think they are God." -Unknown

"Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines." -Unknown

"Confuscious say ' Man who stand on toilet high on pot.'"-Unknown

"If your against logging,try whipping your bum with plastic." -Unknown

"If God had intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire." - Unknown