Dear Fellow Gaians of whatever status
My fellow gaians I must assume that if you have any sense that you have heard of my idle Jack the Ripper, non? Ah yes well, he’s a curious character. I must say if you’ve never heard of him you are indeed either stupid or have no knowledge of such valuable information. Alas I must continue my point, Jack the Ripper, a famous killer in London around the White chapel district, killed prostitutes whom were known for heavy drinking. Of course, I myself being from America find one thing so much worse than prostitutes. The species is one that we are all familiar with. There names feared by all with any sense. The beings of which I speak of are of course…..N00BS! Such despicable creatures, unlike the similar pronounced Newbs they are not inexperienced and by all means you do not need to treat them with care. You can usually spot n00bs by there fashion sense or the way they speak. They often beg and do not bother to try and do things themselves. My fellow intelligent gaians I find the n00bs to be more fearsome that any other species known to gaia. Which is why my targets are often n00bs, more or less. Be prepared, for I class people as n00bs by how they act, not by what they wear. You could be my next victim.
Good Luck friends
Sincerely,
Americas Jack the Ripper
N00b killer
My fellow gaians I must assume that if you have any sense that you have heard of my idle Jack the Ripper, non? Ah yes well, he’s a curious character. I must say if you’ve never heard of him you are indeed either stupid or have no knowledge of such valuable information. Alas I must continue my point, Jack the Ripper, a famous killer in London around the White chapel district, killed prostitutes whom were known for heavy drinking. Of course, I myself being from America find one thing so much worse than prostitutes. The species is one that we are all familiar with. There names feared by all with any sense. The beings of which I speak of are of course…..N00BS! Such despicable creatures, unlike the similar pronounced Newbs they are not inexperienced and by all means you do not need to treat them with care. You can usually spot n00bs by there fashion sense or the way they speak. They often beg and do not bother to try and do things themselves. My fellow intelligent gaians I find the n00bs to be more fearsome that any other species known to gaia. Which is why my targets are often n00bs, more or less. Be prepared, for I class people as n00bs by how they act, not by what they wear. You could be my next victim.
Good Luck friends
Sincerely,
Americas Jack the Ripper
N00b killer
