O.k me and my friends make up weird holidays all the time and I feel for some need to share it with other Gaians. So far they don't make really any sense and you really had to be there to know what their about, but whatever.
St. Mustards Day- February 15th Was created for a certain person who we call monkey boy. Monkey boy is most likely 10% human and 90% primate. Anyways Marcos really likes Mustard and since Apryle and Jaymie had done nothing for Valentines Day they made up Mustard day for Marcos.
******** Buddy Day- February 19th Was created today for some extremely funny reasons. Me and Apryle were laughing about this guy and one of my friends and what he had said to her. We some how got on the subjects of ******** Buddies and how "Jesus" (the guy) and Elly (the friend) had created an Evil Spawn of Hell that was the chicken that the lunch was serving. Well we got really hysterical and couldn't stop laughing and I almost had to go to the nurse. We have to give gifts that include condoms, sexy undergarments, etc.
Jesus Day (pronounced as it would be in Spanish)- February 20th Was created because of the guy we called Jesus because he is Jewish. Me and Apryle were talking about Jesus (the real one) and how he was a carpenter and Jewish and all. And Apryle blurted out, "Does that mean he's a dirty Jew?" (were not raciest, just joking around) and since the guy Elly was with was Jewish, we called him Jesus. We have to give gifts that include anything involving Jesus. And we also have to bring rosaries to school and break the Jesus off it (One time at home I accidentally broke off a Jesus from the cross, so yeah) and were the rosary for the rest of the day.
Pep Day- Still need to find the reason for this day.....
Nerd Day- We have all wanted to dress up as nerds so we're going to find some really nerdy clothes and were them to school.
Mistress Aveil · Wed Feb 20, 2008 @ 12:26am · 0 Comments |