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kantogin: its kinda weird once i decide to start tryin to heal people noone needs healin

nurse otaku: you're a scary nurse that's why. you're holding a chainsaw

kantogin: hm its for emergency surgery

nurse otaku: then i feel sorry for any patient that comes in that needs surgery. although im no better *shows scythe* my over sized scalpel will cut any human or vampire open.

kantogin: hm you think i should change i mean bein a guy with a chainsaw or a chick with a scythe dependin on gender its takin a little different one to some people seems more dangerous and less safe or somethin crazy like that

nurse otaku: nah. your fine. it just shows you're both a nurse and a fighter

kantogin: please dont call me a nurse though im not a nurse or a doctor im just some guy but i will change into somethin a little different

nurse otaku: okays

kantogin: this is better right

nurse otaku: well you look a lot friendlier with the mokona hat

kantogin: ya and now you wouldnt be able to tell i live in the forest just by lookin at me... uh i didnt say that

nurse otaku: ... sweatdrop

kantogin: uh hehe ill just uh... go this way then *turns around and walks down the hall* hehe i got no idea where im goin

nurse otaku: don't run into a wall again, okay?

kantogin: dont worry i wont *trips and falls on his face* ow

nurse otaku: AHH! *runs over* oh no you have a bloody nose. *takes out a tissue and gives it to kantogin*

kantogin: *jumps up onto his feet* im fine im fine

nurse otaku: but your nose is still bleeding. O.o you sure?

kantogin: its only my nose *starts walkin down the hall again and gets tackled by a monkey at random* WTH IS A MONKEY DOIN HERE

nurse otaku: sweatdrop ...you okay?

kantogin: *monkey claws at his face* uh ya im fine *grabs the monkey and throws it at a rock out the window* see im fine

nurse otaku: *grabs some alcohol and pours it all over kantogin's face*

kantogin: OMG *takes the alcohol and drinks it* thats how it supposed to work right

nurse otaku: *grabs alcohol away from kantogin* no. im trying to clean your face so it won't get infected. sorry but it's going to sting *continues to apply alcohol to face*

kantogin: OMFG MY EYES *grabs face and runs down the hall then runs into the wall again and falls on the floor knocked out again*

nurse otaku: ack! *gets some water to pour on eyes* hold still

kantogin: *sits up too fast and gets light headed and passes out*

nurse otaku: oh dear...*gets up and begins to drag kantogin by the legs to a hospital bed*

kantogin: *still passed out*

nurse otaku: *puts a wet towel on forehead*

kantogin: *sits up and headbutts nurse otaku* uh... sorry hehe sweatdrop

nurse otaku: *falls to floor and is not responding*

kantogin: aw damn *picks her up and sets her on the bed* i dont even know what to do

nurse otaku: AAAAHHHH!!!*gets up immediately and starts swinging scythe around.*

kantogin: *catches the scythe blade in his hand and takes it from her* dont go swingin that around like crazy what're you tryin to do kill someone

nurse otaku: *sweating profusely* sorry had a nightmare. vampires everywhere.

kantogin: ah well are you okay i kinda knocked your a** out for a little while

nurse otaku: yea i think so. *rubs head*

kantogin: well uh you want your scythe back

nurse otaku: yes please. *reaches out*

kantogin: *gives her the handle* well apparently the blades stuck in my hand

nurse otaku: O.o oh dear. hold still this is going to be painful *pulls blade from hand and puts pressure on wound*

kantogin: eh not so bad

nurse otaku: *bandages wound. with a guilty look on face looks at kantogin* im sorry. *kisses the bandaged wound*

kantogin: hm do i get more kisses if i get injured more

nurse otaku: *smiles shyly* maybe

kantogin: hm i gotta think about this

nurse otaku: *turns red and looks away*

kantogin: *stands up then jumps out the window and gets a bunch of glass shards stuck in his skin then climbs back inside* k im ready for more kissies

nurse otaku: O.O OMG!!!! *immediately treats the wounds and then hits kantogin with butt side of scythe* DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!! YOU COULD'VE DIED!! *looks out of broken window* we're several stories above the ground. you're just lucky you didn't break any bones! *then kisses kantogin on cheek* thanks for the thought though.

kantogin: HOLY CRAP THAT HURT WHYD YOU HAVE TO HIT ME the kiss made it all worth it though so its good

nurse otaku: just don't go jumping out of buildings from now on. okay? you get hurt enough just through your accidents.

kantogin: hehe it was fun though and like i said tottaly worth it

nurse otaku: *blushes*

these are real life gaian events

and during this entire process i somehow saved a bunch of money on my car insurance