1.stupid crack..oh sorry i HATE crack

2.(slow)theres a girl down the street who does not smile i think i wanna be like her..NO DUR!

3.does this spin?WHAP!...oh

4.i wanna pat the but!

5.stupid star

6.BOOMSAW!

7.i can't see *dumps* ......oh...nope

8.close your muoth before you go in the water

9.i got to shave

10.what was that noise?...oh my water..YOUR WATER BROKE!!!!

11.lets sleep in the tub

12.im gunna go pooh could you hold the towel?

13.oh i think the sugar kicked in ....you think?

14.some one is getting wild with the pillow

15.BUBBLES

16.hi...YOUR MOMS HIGH!

17.its purple its green its blue no its FINGERPAINT!

18.ohhhh you just got disted put it on the c.d. player hear the music dance around like a idiot make everyone stare at you ohhh you just got dist!!!

19.your moms a man wait your moms not cool enough to be a man....HA!!

20.i always forget to PEE!!!

21.WAIT ITS ILEAGAL TO USE THAT COLOR OF CRAYON!!.......or THAT ONE!

22.SPIFFY PURPLE!

23.mr.panntie hoes!

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