Fight Back Against Chain Letters!
if youre like me, you are so sick and tired of reading all these stupid chain letters telling you that if you dont send it to 15 people in the next 45 min or whatever that either "something terrible will befall you" or "your crush will get eaten by hamsters" or some other stupid crap. well, heres your way to fight back: the ultimate spoof chain letter! just copy and paste it into the comment box of whoever was foolish enough to send you a dumb conventional letter, and voila! you have officially wasted more of their time than they did of yours. have fun!
The Ultimate Spoof Chain Letter by yumichan999:
Hi, I'm Mildred McPickensdorfburgsen III, and I'm going to tell you my story: I was home alone one night, babysitting my brother's garden gnome, Willy, when the phone rang in the kitchen, so I went and answered it, and all the person on the other line said was, "the chipmunk has pneumonia," which really freaked me out, so I hung up and went back into the other room to check on Willy, and while I was gone someone had broken in and beaten poor Willy to pieces with a whiffleball bat!! Oh the horror! So now I send this cursed letter to smite the vile one who killed poor Willy! But fear not, o innocents! For if you send this letter to 9,496,989.1909 people in the next 6 1/2 days, then hold down m, z, Caps Lock, F3, Alt, the left arrow key, 6, ], Page Up, Esc, ~, <, Shift, Spacebar, and = while tapping on the Backspace key and humming the William Tell Overture, I shall spare you from a horrible fate, and you'll get 3 gold! But, if you blow this off, saying that it's nothing but another dumb chain letter, I will come to your house at 6:59 am next Saturday and beat you with a whiffleball bat while you sleep, cut up all your credit cards and put the pieces in your toaster, and cause your crush to be trampled by rabid hamsters! You have been warned! Remember poor Willy!! domokun
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