I call it...
Gerard is my daddy
I hear a small beeping noise coming from far away. Then it gets louder, and louder.. I slam my hand against an annoying alarm clock. Then before I know it, I am yawning and rubbing my eyes.
And Gerard Way is right in my face.
Me: GOOD MORNIN' DADDY!
Gee: Good morning, sweetheart.
Me: why r u in my room??
Gee: I was just about to wake u up. Remember? The tour starts today... we gotta get goin' on that bus.. NOW. GET UP!! -takes out belt-
Me: OK OK! god damn it your so annoying.
Gee:-pauses-.....WUT DID U JUST SAY!?
Me:I'm sorry dad! really! I'm just a teenager... um.. we over react and stuff! -starts singing teenagers-
Gee: God damn it, Liz. Just get in the bathroom and hurry up.
Me: K DADDY! -skips off into bathroom still singing teenagers-
(half an hour later)
Mikey: OOOOH LIIIIIZZ!!!!!!!! Where's my cute a** little neice?? I got u a present!
Me: -runs down stairs and jumps onto Mikey's back- HEY UNCLE MIKEH!
Gee: ugh.. Liz didn't I tell u to get in the bus?
Me: yeah?? -puts hands on hips- Soo wut?? I don't gotta listen..
Gee:.....WUT DID U JUST SAY!?
Me: sorry sorry sorry! -runs out of door carrying two luggage bags-
Mikey: damn she's afraid of you.
Gee: no she's not. she's just being all.. 13 and stuff.
Frank: gerard can I borrow some under wear?
Gee: -looks at Frank- sure.
(at this point the dream somehow had skipped about 10 concerts later..)
Me: DAD I WANNA SEE WHAT THE HOT TOPIC IN AUSTRALIA LOOKS LIKE! CAN I GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEEASE?
Gee: ok. sure. but u gotta go with someone.. because you'd get lost. and we don't wanna lose yah.. like how we sometimes leave Ray behind when we take bathroom stops.
Frank: -super hero music comes from no where- I'll go with her. -swooshes hair back with wind blowing in his face-
Gee: wtf.. Frank wut r u doing?
[Frank is wearing his under wear outside his pants]
Frank: I looked at a fans siggy on MCRmy. It said "Frank Iero is our hero." Sooo I decided that means that they want me to become a hero... yah.
Gee: HAHA!
Me: Daaaadyyyyy I wanna go to the maaall nooow.
Gee: GO YOU MOTHER ********! JUST GO!
Me: u hate meeeee? -starts whining-
Gee: nooo.. your just annoying the crap out of me. -looks inside of his pants-.. yeah the crap came out.
Me:... k. be back l8r I guess.. -takes map of the city- bye bye!
(at the end of tour.. my dream kind of skipped a lot xD)
Bob: who's my buddy? whooo's my buddy?? u r... U R! -is petting cat-
Me: -walks through door- ...
Bob: um. it's nothing. I was just reminding him tha- [gets cut off by me]
Me: It's ok, Bob.. your whole fan base knows your obsessed with cats.
Bob: WUUUH?
Me: just forget it... keep talking to your cat. -walks into back of bus-
Bob: oook... WHO'S MY BUDDY??? WHO'S MY BUDDY!??!
Ray: what the hell!? oh um i'm sorry. im sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. I'll just go in the back with Liz..
Bob: IT'S JUST A CAT PEOPLE!!!
Gee: ok guys were gonna be heading to the airport now, then back into the U.S... wait.. has anyone seen Frank? Where the hell is he??
[Frank is sitting on toilet]
Gee: OH MY ********' GOD! FRAANK!! WHERE R UUU?
Frank: wut the hell.. I'm right here.. -frank walks out of bathroom-
Gee: o.
Me: can we get going now?
Mikey: yeah c'mon Gerard stop rolling on the floor... wait why the hell r u rolling on the floor??
Gee: FIRE!!! -points to Bob's lighter-
Bob: okay we need to get him back into the U.S. quick... before he gets anymore insane.
Gee: weeeeeeeee doggy's!!!!!!!! -is bitting on his toe nails-
Me: DAD.
gee: ok ok lets get goin'
[at home.. finally!]
Me: YAY WE R HOME!!!!
Gee: yup. so did u think that was all fun? did u enjoy coming on the tour with us?
Me: hell yah I did. IT WAS DA SHIIT!
Gee: STOP SAYING POTTY WORDS!! -whips me on the butt with belt-
Lyn-Z : OMG. Gerard u r home!!!!!
[Lyn-Z and gee kiss each other then grab me and we all have a group hug]
thank u for reading. this one was a bit hard to write.. It took quite a while.
but I've noticed that my journal is actually very popular.. because of my dreams. Soo imma keep adding entries =D
yuppers... tell me wat u think!
 Fatteh · Sun Jan 13, 2008 @ 03:26am · 7 Comments |
